Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
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Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
Today, I washed my face and grabbed a towel to dry it. I felt something moving down my forehead, thinking it was a drop of water. Upon looking in the mirror, I found it hadn't been a drop of water… unless the water drop had legs and was gooey. FML
Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML
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Top comments
alicianoar 7
Omg ewwww, I'd actually cry!
Doortje 30
Eww, get back in the shower. How did you not feel it though? Anyway, FYL.
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Comments (127)
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
awwww. And just think, had you checked the towel first, you could've seen the spider, let it bite you, and have gotten super powers! Unfortunately, you didn't. :l Way to go
lexeous 4
:P
Doortje 30
Eww, get back in the shower. How did you not feel it though? Anyway, FYL.
Pocahontas22_fml 0
yuck
bodyrich 0
hey u lookin hottt!! how are u doin?? ;))
wafflesyay 2
So? Just clean it off. It's not the end of the world.
Doortje 30
Missing the point of this website, eh?
wafflesyay 2
Nah, I just don't think it's very big of a deal. Plus, it's 3 AM, and I'm bored.
elmousey 5
Not to disagree with an FML bully, but have you read the comments before? Studies show 72.4% of comments are from people being pretentious *****. Also, close to 67.9% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
wafflesyay 2
Ok dude, chill. It's just a comment. I'm just saying you can be worst off like the people in Japan for instance.
BruisedGiraffe 15
pulling the japan card are we?
sweetiffany 0
lmao! you guys are arguing about something really dumb! f your lives!
Xxak907xX 0
*barf*
jess6blondie9 3
I always shake my towels before I use them to make sure there aren't any spiders on them. :O
AEverydayDouche 1
If it was a common problem with spiders in my towels I would call an exterminator.
clarissa_Gyall 0
#64 sheesh man, you scared the crap out of me!!
AEverydayDouche 1
That's my thing, at your service whenever you have hiccup.
jess6blondie9 3
No, there's not a common problem. I've had an occasional spider crawl into blankets, towels, and clothes that I leave on the floor. I would rather not have one crawling on me when I get out of the shower, so I shake my towel. :)
justysgirl 3
That's disgusting I hate spiders
jess6blondie9 3
Me too. Yuck.
justinkong5 5
I love you
JustinThunder 8
If I had one wish, it would be for no more spiders.
musicfreak9821 6
53, if I had one wish it would be, to have unlimited wishes!
perdix 31
You'd better double-check your toilet paper from now on. With your giant spider infestation, you could get felt up unexpectedly. With eight legs kicking at once, you might like that, you kinky freak.
Zetal 0
Ah spider guts... the make-up of the natural world