Poopoo peepee and Work: Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat...

By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By I have Flashbacks Now - 10/11/2016 21:15 - United States - Woonsocket

Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML

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By frenchy - 24/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2015 16:56 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

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By Santa - 12/12/2011 21:45 - Canada

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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Sunday 14 February 2010 12:04

Could have been worse, you could be the one that has to clear it up lol

intensitive 11

Sunday 14 February 2010 12:02

On the escalator of all places..

Comments

babybubz 0

Monday 15 February 2010 6:15

haha.. you're a mall cop.

dynky 3

Monday 15 February 2010 9:26

f HIS life.

caleb865 0

Monday 15 February 2010 11:29

what does op mean

9010649 3

Monday 15 February 2010 22:08

poop police.

cham33 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 9:57

Oh the life of a mall cop. Classic.

Six23 1

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:35

Maybe he had the runs, maybe even a serious bowel condition that can't be helped, but come on...you can't even wait until you get off an escalator? And what type of diarrhea or whatever do you have to where it literally runs down your leg and down the escalator? Have some respect, seriously.

jimbeam5986 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:26

I think it is sad how most of you people are focused on this person being a "mall cop" you guys lose the point of the damn post. these people must be the kidswho are just mall rats with out jobs. and have nothing better to do then to go on here and laugh at someones occupation rather then get a clue of the post !

amyg12 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 4:46

I give this person credit for actually getting up everyday and working rather than sitting on the couch milking the government like most people now a days. I'm sure no one wants to be a mall cop but with today's economy and the lack of jobs there really isn't many options! The worst part is that this person probably has a college degree, massachusetts has one of the highest unemployment rates now so good for mallcop for having a job! I would have vomitted if I had to stand there and wait for the shit to be cleaned!