Poopoo peepee and Work: Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat...

By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

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By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 22:00

Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By I have Flashbacks Now - 10/11/2016 21:15 - United States - Woonsocket

Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML

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By frenchy - 24/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2015 16:56 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

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By Santa - 12/12/2011 21:45 - Canada

Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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Sunday 14 February 2010 12:04

Could have been worse, you could be the one that has to clear it up lol

intensitive 11

Sunday 14 February 2010 12:02

On the escalator of all places..

Comments

flyingkoalas 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:15

at least you didn't have to clean it up

ivyy 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:34

umm j feel wayyy worse for the guy who shat himself. so really fhl not urs

spellbud 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:48

really? your supervisors first thought was to put someone there to stop ppl from stepping in it and not to clean it?

whitley1031 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 22:13

They culda had to wait to get cleaning stuff

sugarbabyxoxo 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:04

lmfao you deserve it for being a rent-a-cop! ahahaha

clux44 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:35

YDI for not having am education.

israelnotjacob 20

Monday 15 February 2010 0:25

Says the person who has a spelling error in a post that short. You're stupid though for assuming they don't have an education. Yeah they might not, but that's not specified. In this crappy society half the time people go to college for 4 freaken years only to get stuck with some crap job they would have been qualified for right out of high school or maybe even before. I have a B.A. in Communication, which is one of the broadest fields out there. Just like a business degree, it gives you countless possibilities. So far it's gotten me a solid career in telemarketing. So I basically went to college just so I could call random people and let them treat me like crap.

GiganTronic 0

Monday 15 February 2010 8:35

WIN. ^

ditzykayla 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:32

I wouldn't complain too much hun..they could have made you clean it up.

bfffness 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:43

at least ur not the janitor! boo hoo, u gotta stand next to shit for a couple mins? stop bitchin'... the guy who shat and the janitor have it waaaaay worse than u do.