By snoooore - 31/08/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, I discovered I have narcolepsy. During a driving test. FML
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ViviMage 38

I have narcoleptic syndrome, which is basically all the symptoms but without the genetics to have genetic/true narcolepsy. This causes daytime sleepiness. And my sleep apena is 75% obstructive, but 25% central where my brain actually forgot to told the body to breathe. All this means I better use a CPAP before I drive! You better find a sleep doctor and ask about a CPAP. Let me guess, are you overweight with a thick neck? And snore?

Better to find out now before you kill someone ✔

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now you can sleep on a job

ViviMage 38

I have narcoleptic syndrome, which is basically all the symptoms but without the genetics to have genetic/true narcolepsy. This causes daytime sleepiness. And my sleep apena is 75% obstructive, but 25% central where my brain actually forgot to told the body to breathe. All this means I better use a CPAP before I drive! You better find a sleep doctor and ask about a CPAP. Let me guess, are you overweight with a thick neck? And snore?

Better to find out now before you kill someone ✔

Sorry, OP. Glad you survived the experience.

If you wait a few years, you can buy a self-driving Tesla, fall asleep in the back, and be completely oblivious to it running over an old lady, or bursting into flames.