Work: Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came...

By lyssuhhhh - 26/09/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2014 15:40 - United States

Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML

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By stupidapperently - 01/02/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML

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By Me - 31/05/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 23:00 - United States

Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML

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By first time at McDonald's in months... - 27/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

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By Sara - 03/10/2012 03:33 - United States - Manassas

Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML

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By korbo7 - 17/05/2016 03:26 - United States - Grand Island

Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML

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By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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By PickleJuice - 23/07/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML

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By craigtm029429 - 02/03/2012 00:47 - United States

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

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Monday 27 September 2010 9:11

Free money.

MissGrinch 4

Monday 27 September 2010 9:11

"I'm lovin' it."

Comments

thejacl 0

Monday 27 September 2010 16:19

buddy I feel ur pain. I am a manager for a retailer and trust me the general public is an idiot... especially when it comes to technology. fyl

elowyn4life 0

Monday 27 September 2010 16:44

biscuit? muffin??? biscuit crunchy, muffin soft. I'm assuming it's a muffin.

partyman007 0

Monday 27 September 2010 16:52

win. free $

sculp91 0

Monday 27 September 2010 16:56

how is that fml? I laughed at customers all the time for my 2 1/2 years I worked there and that's just 12 quarters this is the dumbest fml I've ever read

Zebidee 8

Monday 27 September 2010 16:57

Win.

mikey0505 0

Monday 27 September 2010 17:05

Brain fart or she's just stupid lmao you should have lol she gave you the green light

Mauskau 35

Monday 27 September 2010 17:11

ydi for working at mcdonalds

ILoveJace01 0

Monday 27 September 2010 17:21

Maybe if she didn't ask stupid questions you wouldn't have laughed.

kitkat312 0

Monday 27 September 2010 18:01

ask a stupid question.. she really didn't have right to be mad. she screwed up. get over it. it happens.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 27 September 2010 18:01

Reading this makes me feel lucky to have the job that I have! No one has thrown anything at me...Yet. :P

lajaynay 15

Monday 27 September 2010 20:27

I've had young girls slam their hands on the counter and yelling about how they don't like being ripped off because my coworker told their mother that out special promotion gave them 50% off instead of 15% off which is what I gave the girls. Rudest people ever.