Work: Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came...

By lyssuhhhh - 26/09/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2014 15:40 - United States

Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML

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By stupidapperently - 01/02/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML

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By Me - 31/05/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 23:00 - United States

Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML

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By first time at McDonald's in months... - 27/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

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By Sara - 03/10/2012 03:33 - United States - Manassas

Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML

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By korbo7 - 17/05/2016 03:26 - United States - Grand Island

Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML

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By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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By PickleJuice - 23/07/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML

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By craigtm029429 - 02/03/2012 00:47 - United States

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

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Monday 27 September 2010 9:11

Free money.

MissGrinch 4

Monday 27 September 2010 9:11

"I'm lovin' it."

Comments

mychoknees 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 14:00

Rude customers should be shot in the head point blank.

ingclassy 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 16:06

You got a laugh and three bucks? F-yes. Quit whining, that was probably the highlight of your day.

Jaelynrosser 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 19:09

Your life sucks not because you got three dollars worth of quarters thrown at your face, but because you work at McDonalds. Loser.

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Thursday 24 March 2011 4:53

I had a similar situation.. a customer asked me what sauce comes on a Caesar wrap. it was on drive thru, though. So I was free to laugh unharassed. Stupid people can make or break everyday.

KiwiDingo 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 13:59

you're hot ;)

yuggi1 11

Tuesday 12 April 2011 21:04

Take it in strides! Stick your head in the freezer, let the cool air refreshen your face, inhale a few cold puffs to calm down, and then grab a gun and shoot her. :D lol ;)

sweetsam2005 2

Thursday 19 May 2011 5:04

This is a very common thing... I worked at mcds for 7 years thru HS and College... this probably happened once a week avg!

greekgal44 14

Tuesday 31 May 2011 3:22

lmfao and that is why we have smart workers at mcdonalds:)

hateevryone 14

Friday 24 June 2011 1:19

well she cant get mad cause her dumbass asked that stupid question

valekseye 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:22

After reading this and all the stupid comments that follow, all I can say is I'm amazed you counted the quarters as they flew at your face. Thems skillz!