Today, I'm moving to the barn. Two weeks ago I bought my girlfriend...

By Outfoxed - 7/8/2018 22:00

Today, I'm moving to the barn. Two weeks ago I bought my girlfriend the birthday gift she most wanted: two ducklings. They’re scatting everywhere but she eats, cuddles, and sleeps with them in our bed. I asked if they could go live outside and she said, "No, you can." FML

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By interesting33 | 36

#7665213 - Monday 23 July 2018 19:58

I have to ask, did you do the research on how to look after them and what they would be like? it sounds like a sweet present but you need to make sure you both agreed and know about the living conditions

By BurnInDemonFire | 28

#7665375 - Tuesday 24 July 2018 2:01

Hey, if Joey and Chandler made it work with their duck, and chicken, you can make it work, too.

Also, if it's not red, it's not a barn.

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By interesting33 | 36

#7665213 - Monday 23 July 2018 19:58

boopingsnoot | 23

#7673059 - Wednesday 8 August 2018 6:36

Well, they DO have a barn...

By BurnInDemonFire | 28

#7665375 - Tuesday 24 July 2018 2:01

Hey, if Joey and Chandler made it work with their duck, and chicken, you can make it work, too.

Also, if it's not red, it's not a barn.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7672955 - Tuesday 7 August 2018 22:46

You ought to buy stuff to make the barn comfortable and then send her...

...wait on it...

...the bill.

BurnInDemonFire | 28

#7672992 - Wednesday 8 August 2018 0:53

There are aliens on planets trillions of light years away, that haven't even been born, yet, and they just groaned at this.

By bluhbluhbluh | 14

#7672973 - Tuesday 7 August 2018 23:44

You guys should make a baby.

real life problems | 26

#7673029 - Wednesday 8 August 2018 3:29

During practice sex?!

By wanted_2_want | 40

#7672976 - Tuesday 7 August 2018 23:58

Duuude! Do you need it spelled out??

She’s kicking you to the ... barn.

By Davros | 12

#7672979 - Wednesday 8 August 2018 0:05

I'd put them to work at the nearest blues bar.......oh wait, nvm.

By LadyRen | 18

#7672985 - Wednesday 8 August 2018 0:21

Maybe you can train them to use a little box like cats? (I know not the same species, but it can’t hurt to try)

d3rpb0t | 10

#7673019 - Wednesday 8 August 2018 2:55

Unfortunately, not really. They can't hold it like other animals can, so diapers are a must.

ViviMage | 38

#7675309 - Sunday 12 August 2018 6:57

Why would a bird for the most part ever want to hold waste in when they need to be light enough to fly?

Ostriches kinda have a bladder, but most birds don't hold it.

You can train a parrot but it won't wait forever either.

By acmariner99 | 23

#7673020 - Wednesday 8 August 2018 2:56

This is when I make roasted duck

By engineerosaurus | 26

#7673022 - Wednesday 8 August 2018 3:05

Grow a pair and tell her that either they live outside or she does.

TxKitten79 | 10

#7673281 - Wednesday 8 August 2018 14:41

This is almost exactly what I came here to say. "Grow a pair and put your foot down." Gross and unacceptable to have shot all over the house and in the bed.

By GamerChickxoxo | 15

#7673040 - Wednesday 8 August 2018 4:35

Give her the gift shes asking for, 2 nicely roasted ducks.