By Outfoxed - 07/08/2018 22:00

Today, I'm moving to the barn. Two weeks ago I bought my girlfriend the birthday gift she most wanted: two ducklings. They’re scatting everywhere but she eats, cuddles, and sleeps with them in our bed. I asked if they could go live outside and she said, "No, you can." FML
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interesting33 36
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I have to ask, did you do the research on how to look after them and what they would be like? it sounds like a sweet present but you need to make sure you both agreed and know about the living conditions

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Hey, if Joey and Chandler made it work with their duck, and chicken, you can make it work, too. Also, if it's not red, it's not a barn.

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interesting33 36
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I have to ask, did you do the research on how to look after them and what they would be like? it sounds like a sweet present but you need to make sure you both agreed and know about the living conditions

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boopingsnoot 24

Well, they DO have a barn...

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Hey, if Joey and Chandler made it work with their duck, and chicken, you can make it work, too. Also, if it's not red, it's not a barn.

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RichardPencil 30
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You ought to buy stuff to make the barn comfortable and then send her... ...wait on it... ...the bill.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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There are aliens on planets trillions of light years away, that haven't even been born, yet, and they just groaned at this.

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interesting33 36
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oh my gosh that is a brilliant comeback

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bluhbluhbluh 14

You guys should make a baby.

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real life problems 26
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During practice sex?!

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wanted_2_want 40
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Duuude! Do you need it spelled out?? She’s kicking you to the ... barn.

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Davros 12
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I'd put them to work at the nearest blues bar.......oh wait, nvm.

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LadyRen 20

Maybe you can train them to use a little box like cats? (I know not the same species, but it can’t hurt to try)

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d3rpb0t 10
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Unfortunately, not really. They can't hold it like other animals can, so diapers are a must.

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ViviMage 38

Why would a bird for the most part ever want to hold waste in when they need to be light enough to fly? Ostriches kinda have a bladder, but most birds don't hold it. You can train a parrot but it won't wait forever either.

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acmariner99 25
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This is when I make roasted duck

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engineerosaurus 26
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Grow a pair and tell her that either they live outside or she does.

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TxKitten79 10

This is almost exactly what I came here to say. "Grow a pair and put your foot down." Gross and unacceptable to have shot all over the house and in the bed.

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GamerChickxoxo 16
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Give her the gift shes asking for, 2 nicely roasted ducks.

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