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I have to ask, did you do the research on how to look after them and what they would be like? it sounds like a sweet present but you need to make sure you both agreed and know about the living conditions
Hey, if Joey and Chandler made it work with their duck, and chicken, you can make it work, too. Also, if it's not red, it's not a barn.
You ought to buy stuff to make the barn comfortable and then send her... ...wait on it... ...the bill.
There are aliens on planets trillions of light years away, that haven't even been born, yet, and they just groaned at this.
oh my gosh that is a brilliant comeback
During practice sex?!
Duuude! Do you need it spelled out?? She’s kicking you to the ... barn.
I'd put them to work at the nearest blues bar.......oh wait, nvm.
Maybe you can train them to use a little box like cats? (I know not the same species, but it can’t hurt to try)
Unfortunately, not really. They can't hold it like other animals can, so diapers are a must.
This is when I make roasted duck
Grow a pair and tell her that either they live outside or she does.
Give her the gift shes asking for, 2 nicely roasted ducks.
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I have to ask, did you do the research on how to look after them and what they would be like? it sounds like a sweet present but you need to make sure you both agreed and know about the living conditions
Hey, if Joey and Chandler made it work with their duck, and chicken, you can make it work, too. Also, if it's not red, it's not a barn.