Today, I'm moving to the barn. Two weeks ago I bought my girlfriend the birthday gift she most wanted: two ducklings. They’re scatting everywhere but she eats, cuddles, and sleeps with them in our bed. I asked if they could go live outside and she said, "No, you can." FML
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interesting33
| 36
I have to ask, did you do the research on how to look after them and what they would be like? it sounds like a sweet present but you need to make sure you both agreed and know about the living conditions
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boopingsnoot
| 23
Well, they DO have a barn...
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Hey, if Joey and Chandler made it work with their duck, and chicken, you can make it work, too.
Also, if it's not red, it's not a barn.
Also, if it's not red, it's not a barn.
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RichardPencil
| 30
You ought to buy stuff to make the barn comfortable and then send her...
...wait on it...
...the bill.
...wait on it...
...the bill.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
There are aliens on planets trillions of light years away, that haven't even been born, yet, and they just groaned at this.
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bluhbluhbluh
| 14
You guys should make a baby.
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real life problems
| 26
During practice sex?!
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wanted_2_want
| 40
Duuude! Do you need it spelled out??
She’s kicking you to the ... barn.
She’s kicking you to the ... barn.
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Davros
| 12
I'd put them to work at the nearest blues bar.......oh wait, nvm.
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LadyRen
| 20
Maybe you can train them to use a little box like cats? (I know not the same species, but it can’t hurt to try)
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d3rpb0t
| 10
Unfortunately, not really. They can't hold it like other animals can, so diapers are a must.
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ViviMage
| 38
Why would a bird for the most part ever want to hold waste in when they need to be light enough to fly?
Ostriches kinda have a bladder, but most birds don't hold it.
You can train a parrot but it won't wait forever either.
Ostriches kinda have a bladder, but most birds don't hold it.
You can train a parrot but it won't wait forever either.
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acmariner99
| 24
This is when I make roasted duck
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engineerosaurus
| 26
Grow a pair and tell her that either they live outside or she does.
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TxKitten79
| 10
This is almost exactly what I came here to say. "Grow a pair and put your foot down." Gross and unacceptable to have shot all over the house and in the bed.
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GamerChickxoxo
| 16
Give her the gift shes asking for, 2 nicely roasted ducks.
Also, if it's not red, it's not a barn.