FML : Today, while working at a hotel, I had a guest return his room key in my hands for once instead of throwing it on the counter. Progress, right? Except...

Today, while working at a hotel, I had a guest return his room key in my hands for once instead of throwing it on the counter. Progress, right? Except that it was covered in snot. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By HotelNA614 - / Friday 1 June 2018 14:30 / United States - Mason

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By tranced_ | 41

#7642151 - Friday 1 June 2018 21:02

Sometimes people act like animals.. It's snot fair!

By bsshooter | 13

#7642203 - Friday 1 June 2018 23:39

I hope it was snot, and not something else.... ewwww

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By hellboy5099 | 18

#7642145 - Friday 1 June 2018 20:52

You should have gave him a shake hands 🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝

By tranced_ | 41

#7642151 - Friday 1 June 2018 21:02

Sometimes people act like animals.. It's snot fair!

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7642164 - Friday 1 June 2018 21:28

Well that's snot very nice!

By RichardPencil | 25

#7642166 - Friday 1 June 2018 21:36

You should assess him an exorbitant Dirty Key Fee and make him pay through the nose!

By bsshooter | 13

#7642203 - Friday 1 June 2018 23:39

I hope it was snot, and not something else.... ewwww

By Ed Munson | 14

#7642279 - Saturday 2 June 2018 5:40

Well, you HOPE it was just snot...

By BiGTiMeNeRD | 29

#7642285 - Saturday 2 June 2018 6:36

I'm gonna be very blunt with you. You touched a man's ejaculate.

By joonsson | 20

#7642293 - Saturday 2 June 2018 7:37

Shoukd charge him san extra fee for that.

By Davros | 12

#7642324 - Saturday 2 June 2018 11:21

yeah snot, let's go with that.

By Cru242 | 2

#7642513 - Saturday 2 June 2018 21:58

You sure it was snot? Either way, that's disgusting.

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