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By HotelNA614 - 01/06/2018 14:30 - United States - Mason

Today, while working at a hotel, I had a guest return his room key in my hands for once instead of throwing it on the counter. Progress, right? Except that it was covered in snot. FML

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Disgusting

By SnotScrubber - 05/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML

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Not now, dude!

By sammy - 26/03/2020 04:59 - Australia

Today, I was working at the checkout. Trying to be hygienic, I suppressed a sneeze. I continued to serve the next person. As I was giving her her change, she looked at me with a horrified expression. I looked down and my shirt was covered in a trail of snot all the way to my belt. FML

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Trip Advisor rating: 5 turds

By cacheson - 05/03/2020 03:02

Today, I checked into a hotel for a work trip. When I walked in, the sheets and bath mat were stained, and there was soap-encrusted hair stuck in my folded towel. When I got back later in the day, all my stuff was gone because they apparently thought I'd checked out. FML

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By LennyLemon - 25/08/2016 13:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking a shower in a hostel when the girl in the cubicle next to mine decided to blow her nose onto the shower floor. The water from her cubicle was flowing into mine and I ended up standing in a puddle of fresh watery snot. FML

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People are jerks

By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 03:59

Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML

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By Roostermann25 - 31/05/2016 01:34 - United States - Lebanon

Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML

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Gross

By maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

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Bitchy

By Anonymous - 29/12/2013 21:04 - United States - Bolingbrook

Today, I was mopping the floor at the hotel I work at. Before I could react, a gentleman stormed through the corridor and slipped and fell on the still wet floor. He complained to the owner, who bitched me out just to satisfy the guy. FML

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By Eric Forrest - 24/02/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML

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By 911 - 13/11/2008 03:57 - France

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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tranced_ 45

Friday 1 June 2018 21:02

Sometimes people act like animals.. It's snot fair!

bsshooter 14

Friday 1 June 2018 23:39

I hope it was snot, and not something else.... ewwww

Comments

hellboy5099 18

Friday 1 June 2018 20:52

You should have gave him a shake hands 🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝

tranced_ 45

Friday 1 June 2018 21:02

Sometimes people act like animals.. It's snot fair!

Glowworm56 26

Friday 1 June 2018 21:28

Well that's snot very nice!

RichardPencil 30

Friday 1 June 2018 21:36

You should assess him an exorbitant Dirty Key Fee and make him pay through the nose!

bsshooter 14

Friday 1 June 2018 23:39

I hope it was snot, and not something else.... ewwww

Ed Munson 14

Saturday 2 June 2018 5:40

Well, you HOPE it was just snot...

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Saturday 2 June 2018 6:36

I'm gonna be very blunt with you. You touched a man's ejaculate.

joonsson 21

Saturday 2 June 2018 7:37

Shoukd charge him san extra fee for that.

Davros 12

Saturday 2 June 2018 11:21

yeah snot, let's go with that.

Cru242 2

Saturday 2 June 2018 21:58

You sure it was snot? Either way, that's disgusting.

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