If you say "five" you might get a bonus nugget for yourself!

The blindness is astounding

The customer may always be right, but they are usually also pretty dumb.

You'd be surprised what people ask me at the McDonalds drive thru

It could be that their order is constantly messed up and they only get 5 nuggets and are ensuring that they get all 6 nuggets .... Wouldn't be the first time I had to ask something stupid so my order wasn't messed up. I once asked for the egg mcmuffin and was asked if I wanted that as a meal, I said no just the mcmuffin sandwich by itself not a combo and they literally gave me a toasted mcmuffin without egg, cheese, or ham. So yeah sometimes I ask very stupid questions to ensure I get exactly what I asked for.... just saying.

Should've pissed hellfire into his right eye.

Mah names Shathed and I can only count to 6! What the heck come after six?

Alas, the catch-22 situation. If you snark '5', you'll be an asshole; if you answer '6', you'll still be considered an asshole. -_-

You could probably just left it as "working as a cashier at a fast food restaurant

"half a dozen"