Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML
Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Those drunken women are my daughters. FML
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
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Top comments
wheresmymary 22
Bet that'll get ya that promotion
Darkness_Hate 29
Still looks dumb even if she's the boss' daughter.
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Comments (77)
writerchic85 26
Why is she getting drunk at her dads work party?
LennyComa 39
This is why you should think before you speak
worldclassrager 41
How did you manage to keep your job?
Jwaye2 7
I feel like the fact that it was a work party you would automatically assume that anyone there you didnt recognise might be a family member or partner of a coworker. Sorry that sucks man but maybe next time ask if anyone knows the girl first and if noone does then your free to mention how dumb she looks.
castleofg1ass 19
Keep your stupid comments in your pocket!
whatsittoyabuddy 8
That's why you should keep unnecessary comments to yourself OP.
Lopmon 7
Just keep the comments to yourself and that'll take you a long way.
alwaysfuckedover 5
Try to not point out drunk people next time
orsombre_fml 11
YDI for your nasty manners. You don't point out for fun other people's behavior.
ally8 21
So what. He should be embarrassed not you