Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML
Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Those drunken women are my daughters. FML
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
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wheresmymary 22
Bet that'll get ya that promotion
Darkness_Hate 29
Still looks dumb even if she's the boss' daughter.
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Comments (77)
chronicB 19
if that were my daughter I'd probably agree with you
heismygem 10
His daughter shouldn't be so completely trashed that she looked "dumb" at her father's work party. How very unprofessional.
whitnayfortooh 29
YIKES!!!!
teapotrevolt 27
Don't know if you'll live that one down... Ever....
gracehi 33
In that case, he was probably more aware than anybody how dumb she looked.
Sillsallad 15
Ydi, if you don't have anything nice to keep your mouth shut. It won't make you look good trash talking in front of your boas anyway
BigC_from_Bama 16
Not necessarily. I would tell my boss in a second if someone was being trashy at a PROFESSIONAL work party! He should be made aware of stuff like that.
obliviongillette 18
Well...did he agree with you at least?
thatonetribute 31
But your boss can't deny it. She probably looked dumb.
maybeimhere 7
When you're at a work party, don't make comments. Just smile, shake hands and make small talk. If someone is drunk and you don't know who it is, don't point it out. If it's your friend, that's a different matter and you can make fun of them. Someone you don't know, at a work party, you should not point it out. Ever.
gearhead369 20
At work functions it's always best to watch what you say. You just found out the reason why