Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML
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Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
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Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Those drunken women are my daughters. FML
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
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wheresmymary 22
Bet that'll get ya that promotion
Darkness_Hate 29
Still looks dumb even if she's the boss' daughter.
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Comments (77)
Arcanel 18
Now that sucks OP I had a similar situation where I told someone how dumb a person was acting and it turned out they were family. I learned to keep my comments to myself after feeling stupid lol.
Shadowpath92 9
Well, if she was drunk, she probably was being dumb and all .-.~~~
pharm121 21
Your boss should feel ashamed or embarrassed. If this was a work party his daughter making a drunken fool of herself just ruined his image and how his subordinates may view him. I mean if I were his employee all respect would be gone. "How could you reprimand an employee if you can't discipline your child" would be my thoughts.
gracehi 33
You'd lose all respect for someone because their adult daughter got drunk?
lulinator 40
Some people are better bosses than they are parents.
muarif 19
No matter who she is, dumb ia dumb!
ChristinePi 36
That's really why you should keep rude and unnecessary comments to yourself.
Merylwen 24
Or maybe the daughter should have some self-respect and the boss should do some parenting?
redpanda39 10
OP probably pointed it out because it was supposed to be a professional work party and someone was getting trashed and acting inappropriately. That would be something the boss should do something about.
Dexter83_fml 17
What did your boss say ?
laden_swallow09 35
Yep, this could use a follow-up. Fol-low up! Fol-low up! Fol-low up! Fol-low up!
Becca34 31
If it was a work party, she shouldn't have been drunk. It's completely unprofessional. While you could have worded it better, I don't believe that you should have kept quiet. Just unlucky that you said it to her father!
PatMcGroin12345 11
I read this comment in a "crazy cat lady voice ".
toasterspoon 17
And I read your's in pee wee herman's voice
kuro21 20
Your boss should really do something then. Even if it's a party, their daughter shouldn't get drunk.
imslappy 8
this escalated quicky
kitty809 11
I mean if you would have been DTF you may have gotten a raise.