Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML
Today, I'm attending a party where drunken women just can't seem to keep their clothes on. Those drunken women are my daughters. FML
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
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wheresmymary 22
Bet that'll get ya that promotion
Darkness_Hate 29
Still looks dumb even if she's the boss' daughter.
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Comments (77)
ouijacorn 9
YDI for shit-talking total strangers.
Merylwen 24
FYL, but maybe that will teach him to be a better father.
GAMERZxxHD 25
He probably agreed with you but didn't want to say it out loud. Cause it would look bad on him for saying that about his daughter. I doubt a boss wants his daughter looking like that in front of employees.
rockwrench 18
I wouldn't feel to bad. I would bet others might have pointed it out to the boss.
bluefairy_fml 24
Why do you guys keep saying the boss should be a better parent and take better care of his child? If his daughter got drunk at a work party, I think we can safely assume she is an adult, not a child, so it's not up to her father to decide how much she should drink. Her father is just a collateral victim here, since her moronic behavior embarrassed him in front of his employees.
dakotaabriannee 14
Hopefully he'll just laugh it off!!
Anonypus 20
Bad timing. Haha
az1z_official 17
Just act drunk also and slowly walk away
jorgsan 10
Tough luck. Bet the rest of the conversation was awkward...
BoredomIsReal 13
Op I'm sorry. How could you have known that was his or her own daughter