Work, Food and Ironic: Zero stars on Trip Advisor - FML

Zero stars on Trip Advisor

By Anonymous - 17/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I finally got to sit down for dinner after a long day. In a truck stop restaurant, which specializes in "We don’t have that" or "Serve yourself, despite this being a sit down restaurant." The good news is that they charge more than fast food for less service. FML

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Friday 17 May 2024 15:09

And probably expect/nay DEMAND a tip for the non-service too, correct?

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tiptoppc 19

Friday 17 May 2024 15:09

And probably expect/nay DEMAND a tip for the non-service too, correct?

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