Dreams and Liar: Private

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By E.. - 20/10/2021 20:00

Today, for the first time I had to lie to the man I intend to marry, because I had a very intense and hot dream about Leslie Nielsen. FML

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Chazzster 29

Wednesday 20 October 2021 21:06

You are human. We all have fantasies and we are not responsible for our dreams.

Jon Tessler 14

Wednesday 20 October 2021 21:12

why. would you lie about a dream?

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Chazzster 29

Wednesday 20 October 2021 21:06

You are human. We all have fantasies and we are not responsible for our dreams.

Jon Tessler 14

Wednesday 20 October 2021 21:12

why. would you lie about a dream?

Aiden89 23

Wednesday 20 October 2021 21:33

Surely you can’t be serious?

JasonThorn 20

Saturday 23 October 2021 15:03

I believe she was serious. And don't call her Shirley.

Plop 17

Wednesday 20 October 2021 21:36

Did you dream about his naked gun?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 20 October 2021 22:58

Surely, you can't feel guilty for fantasizing about a man who died over a decade ago. And don't call me Shirley.

phybreawptic 13

Thursday 21 October 2021 11:54

Does he often ask you if you're dreaming about Frank Drebin?

eellik 11

Monday 25 October 2021 21:24

From the council of men, we understand.

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