Today, while standing in line at the video store, I happen to notice a very hot young girl on the TV screen, and mentioned to my friend that I'd "hit that." I was immediately punched by the girl in front of me. Seems the hot girl on TV was her on a security monitor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML
Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
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Top comments
Zebidee 9
Creepy and an idiot. A winning combination.
Xaviexis 6
I guess she'd hit you right back. I figure though that anyone who thinks OP deserves it condones physical abuse as a justifiable response to an admittedly somewhat inappropriate comment. If the genders were reversed and a guy hit a girl OP for making a similar comment, would the OP still deserve it? I smell a double standard here.
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Sionnach 10
Anyone who talks like that needs to be punched. It's the only way they'll learn.
leadman1989 16
-_- Anyone who supports draconian behavioral restrictions needs to lighten up.
KaskStunter 4
So? Did you get her number?
animalover721 3
Wooooowwww ydi
meintx 9
Omg, OP u totally left out how I made u cry with 1 punch. Ur a douche and a wuss. Lol
Max1468 4
Oh gee, give a girl a compliment and she punches you in the face. Maybe if you tell her she looks fat in that shirt, she'll make out with you. :I
nachtfee 9
Christ, seriously people? "I'd hit that," is not a compliment.
muchagente 5
but that's how me and my girlfriend met!
bullrider92 19
It is a complement to a guys way of thinking.He thought she was sexy.Of course,he could have said it a little quieter.
k99 5
She needs to learn how to take a compliment. I'm a girl with mostly guy friends and they'll make a lewd comments but I don't punch them in the face. If girls don't get compliments they get all whiny and upset"I'M NOT PRETTY WAHHH!" but when they get one its "EWW YOU PERV!" With this girl you could've called her beautiful and she'd of found something wrong. You should have her arrested, you have the first amendment on your side. You didn't touch her, just said you'd like to.Don't worry, she'll never have a happy relationship being all feminazi like that. #46 if that was really you, wow, what a bitch and I hope you get arrested. He's not a wuss for crying, your a wuss for not being able to take a compliment.
PixelNoob 11
A lot of us other girls don't think a lewd comment is the same as a compliment. That doesn't make us all whiny brats who will have a fit when we DO get a proper compliment, though. We just want to be treated with some respect. That shouldn't be too much for ANYONE to ask, regardless of gender. Anyway, friends joking around is completely different than random strangers being pigs, especially if someone is sensitive about that sort of thing. For all OP knows, she could have had some sort of sexual trauma in her past that made her super-sensitive to a crude comment like that...
chili10 18
Although I don't think the girl should have punched him i agree with why she was offended. It's the same thing as when I go running and random guys whistle at me. It makes me feel uncomfortable and when it happens I quickly run home whether I'm done with my workout or not. A random guy saying that hed **** you is not a compliment and I agree with the comment above. For all you know she could have been stalked, raped, or worse and her hearing him say he would hit that might have scared her. I have a friend that burst into tears because a guy said something very similar and I found out later that it was because she was raped at a younger age.
leadman1989 16
Who decides what's lewd and what isn't? It's all perception. I agree about the previous trauma but we can't all walk around on egg shells because what MIGHT have happened to someone else, life isn't fair.
theluckygirl28 8
I think when friends make "lewd comments" it shows a lack of respect, but that may be just me. Certain comments are just universally inappropriate, such as the one OP said. I don't think he deserved to be punched over it, but I definitely don't condone what he said (or the girls response to his comment). If the first thing someone said to me was "I'd hit that" (whether it was about me or referring to someone else), I'd automatically think less of the commenter because they can't control their impulses to say something like that out loud and because it's just not a very high class thing to say.
theluckygirl28 8
I just think it's funny that it's mainly girls who are criticizing the girl in this FML and calling her "unappreciative" and a "dumb bitch that can't take a compliment".... Clearly, the girls who are commenting and criticizing her were either never hit on like this girl was or can only get sleazy guys who say stuff like OP said.
Lovesglee 3
How old r u OP? Because if u were around her age, would u really need to put hot 'young' girl? Thats a little peda-file-ish, dont u agree? And furthermore, how old was SHE!?! Young could mean many things.... It seems we r all talking about if its right or not for a girl to punch u because of that comment.because if the roles were reversed and she said that and a guy punched her, it wouldnt be the least bit funny. I guess what im saying, OP, is that ur stupid. And dont disagree with me, he cant tell the difference between a tv and a security monitor. Sry OP.
Cheesecakee 11
Nice way to ruin your chance
Kath06 4
1. "I'd hit that" isn't a compliment. 2. Why didn't you see yourself on the monitor? WOW!