Miscellaneous: Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift... - FML

By Confused - 27/02/2012 04:58 - United States

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

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By jostertoaster12 - 13/02/2015 20:31 - United States - Steamboat Springs

Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say "How graceful" and continue on. FML

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Show off

By badluck_jean - 17/01/2015 13:54 - France

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

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By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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Not quite ready for the Winter Olympics

By Floof - 15/02/2010 13:35 - United States

Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML

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By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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By Skier - 29/01/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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By scardeycat13 - 08/01/2012 05:38 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared I passed out. I was only on the kiddy hill. FML

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Slippin'

By kerdersty - 30/05/2011 03:27 - Canada

Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML

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It's all downhill from here…

By Tree Hugger - 22/12/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML

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BlackCloudedSldr 5

Monday 27 February 2012 8:53

Are you still pretty?

MelTheGreat 23

Monday 27 February 2012 8:55

guess he swept you off your feet.

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skyeyez9 24

Monday 27 February 2012 16:50

Well it is a little awkward getting on and off of those lifts. Took me a handful of times to exit off the lift on my snowboard, since you need to remove your rear leg out of the board.

SS 31

Monday 27 February 2012 17:57

several points I shall make. 1. YDI - how do you fall off, safety regulations make it near impossible 2. If you do fall off, it will have been a Poma lift (they are crap) - Doppelmayr lifts are too safe. 3. ROPEWAYS!! - AWESOMNESS 4. Good for you - you were on a ski lift. :)

marcranger 28

Monday 27 February 2012 21:02

1 and 2--nope, it can still be done. You can sit down on the armrest instead of the seat, or if it's a fixed-grip, it could come around flying if the liftie doesn't grab it in time and knock you off your ass. As to number 3, it's pretty much impossible to fall off a Poma on skis if you're an adult, so remind me never to take lessons from you.

SS 31

Monday 19 March 2012 20:09

No, I don't mean a poma lift, I mean the company poma. I guess it's true about sitting on the arm rests though

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 27 February 2012 18:02

How were you so caught off guard by a creepy guy's compliment that you fell off a ski lift? What would have happened if it had been a cute guy? YDI

firemedic919 0

Monday 27 February 2012 19:28

trolling trolling trolling keeps them puppies rolling just sayin

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 27 February 2012 20:51

And as 'cute' is somewhat subjective, its often hard to judge whether it's acceptable to compliment or not.

anniekins 6

Monday 27 February 2012 21:01

Maybe the OP was saying how she was caught off guard that she was complimented?

marcranger 28

Monday 27 February 2012 21:03

I'd buy that. It's pretty hard to look good in ski gear until they can see you shredding the gnar.

DriAA7 17

Monday 27 February 2012 21:10

Well that's a dramatic way to take a compliment...

DV1980 6

Monday 27 February 2012 21:22

Oh like your so hot! You sound like an asshole!

MelTheGreat 23

Monday 27 February 2012 21:33

Just stop...

partyfail 0

Monday 27 February 2012 21:59

Hey people stop hating on liftees. 1/100 of us aren't glorified carnies. Did he at least slow the lift down for you OP?

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