By number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

Talking shit to your boss isn't a good way to move up the corporate ladder. Although battle ***** might just do the trick.

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JustinComments 3

What a shitty situati- Oh yeah I forgot it wasn't funny.. :(

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NinaTatianna 9

your phone? ew.. there are other things you can use that are much more sanitary... unless youre like, turned on by electronic communication devices or something...

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perdix 29

Now, every time you call your boss, you'll have to wonder if he's on the shitter when he answers. "Great idea, boy, you're going to goooooooooooooo places."

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rocker135 0

OP probably called him to ask for toilet paper

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KK3137 31

And this, kids, is why we buy touch screens :P

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JinxosGirl87 0

"Hello?" "Ummm...sooooo, what was up with that bean dip, huh? By the smell of it, seems like you had some too..."

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pie29302930 0

That's a shitty situation you have there.

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iloveeyouuxD 9

Ha so original. Not.

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leadman1989 15

Boss starts screaming... who put pepper spray on the toilet paper!!!???

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rkmepm 16

so youre saying op is the bosses brother

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