Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML
Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML
Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, my nine year-old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
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lop948 11
Just say you knocked it over or something.
HnyBee13 26
You shouldn't break promises!
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Comments (149)
hasimhaque 9
jerks like you...
harmtouch16 11
I mean do you want sympathy or? YDI and get some morals.
a_28xo 12
Who on earth buys $60 shampoo?
elizacandle 29
for $60 that shit better have my hair done with a new hairstyle every morning as I wake up.
Kalymdor 4
HOW? and WHY? I mean how can one break the cap of a shampoo. I have never ever managed to do in my entire life. And WHY on earth sohuld anyone buy a shampoo for $60? And what can a $60 shampoo do? Make breakfast, clean the house, brew coffee or can give you some kind of sexual service or why is it $60? OMG
subscript 15
a) Why does one buy $60 shampoo (unless its prescription in which case you shouldn't want to touch it) b) if its so expensive why do you keep it in the shared bathroom and not in you private room
SegaMeadows 3
If it really did fall because of an accidental bump, then she didn't break her promise. The intention has to be there to use it and touch it to use it to break that promise.
Eddyisme 4
You should tell her to "Soak it up" It's shampoo, not her father's ashes.
monica13589 1
who the hell spends $60 for shampoo?
toyhenoctus 16
I'm really curious to know what shampoo even costs that much. Was it like a treatment shampoo or something? Does it cure baldness? Like seriously, the most expensive shampoo I've ever seen was only like 30 bucks