Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML
Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML
Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, my nine year-old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
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lop948 11
Just say you knocked it over or something.
HnyBee13 26
You shouldn't break promises!
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Comments (149)
sarcasmine 19
Karma's a bitch
Kitsi 14
You totally deserve it for being a liar. You should buy him/her a new bottle and take the old,broken one. STOP LYING.
inolongercare 19
Well why were you touching it? Ydi then.
Jryan952015 7
Either tell him you accidentally knocked it over and replace it or buy him a new bottle and replace it with out him knowing. Either way you have to buy him a new bottle.
brengonerogue 18
YDI. You're the asshole using someone else's stuff
miriamfrank 22
Just tell them you knocked it over.
SPN_lover666 27
Did any of you people claiming that the roommate is an idiot for spending $60 on shampoo stop to think that she has to have a prescription shampoo which is pretty expensive, or has an allergy that is caused by cheap shampoo?
soulreaper12296 28
YDI for touching it when you said you wouldn't.
SPN_lover666 27
Someone who is allergic to cheap shampoo, maybe the roommate needs prescription shampoo because they have horrible dandruff or psoriasis. Prescription shampoo isn't cheap
werdwerdus 11
if it's really that expensive and you're not exaggerating, it should have been kept in the cupboard or somewhere outside the shower in the first place. f your roommate.
SPN_lover666 27
Why? It is their shower too. If OP's roommate wants to keep their shampoo there, they have every right to. Not to mention that OP promised not to touch it.
me1224 12
Who the **** buys $60 shampoo?
amanda182 19
People who have the money and want a specific kind, or people with sensitive skin/scalp conditions who need a certain brand.