Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
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Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML
Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML
Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, my nine year-old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
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lop948 11
Just say you knocked it over or something.
HnyBee13 26
You shouldn't break promises!
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Comments (149)
amanda182 19
Well that's what you get when you touch something that isn't yours. Clearly you're not trustworthy.
PANDORUM89 21
then why are you touching it? YDI for being a liar and a shitty roommate. I've lived with people like you before and it pisses me off.
starglow13 10
YDI, but...who the hell buys $60 shampoo?
SPN_lover666 27
People with scalp/skin problems, people allergic to cheap shampoo, and people who want their hair to look nice since cheap shampoo sucks.
lmfao789 11
Two things here: 1) if your roommate can spend $ 60 on a shampoo. Why'd he/ she share an accommodation with someone. Can't they afford to live in a studio or own a small house? 2) if they did decide to share they should be careful bout their expensive stuff & not leave them in public access area(s) like bathroom.
SPN_lover666 27
1. OP and OP's roommate are most likely in college, hence being roommates. 2. OP's roommate probably uses prescription shampoo because they have psoriasis, bad dandruff, or allergies to cheap shampoo. 3. Why should OP's roommate be forced to hide their bathroom items? Bathroom items belong in the bathroom, and OP's roommate should be able to keep them in there without worrying about OP being a dick and using it after OP promised they wouldn't.
gabyleann 12
Plot twist: my roommate is a guy.
rabbi1010 29
you still deserce it for touching someone elses stuff. i had a roommate like you and yeah i kicked his ass out. why would i want to live with someone who lies and uses another persons stuff?
scarygurl 8
dude who buys a $60 shampoo?
burnthistown 20
Seriously though, don't leave valuable items in a communal space. Her fault. Although you should respect her belongings
rabid_otaku 29
Who the hell buys $60 shampoo?
rabid_otaku 29
I have now read why.
LifelessStars 22
It's only the cap. Don't sweat it, unless a bunch of shampoo spilled out I don't think it's such a big deal.
Violenna 14
This is why we can't have nice things!