Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
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Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML
Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML
Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, my nine year-old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
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lop948 11
Just say you knocked it over or something.
HnyBee13 26
You shouldn't break promises!
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Comments (149)
lagreeni 16
It's still shampoo? It's not like it morphed through immediate contact with oxygen and is now unusable
RecklessNapkin 16
How...
Pretty_momma 6
That better be some amazing shampoo if it cost $60!
yeemahlifesucks 10
But does he really need 60$ shampoo.
anyoldnamewilldo 23
A lot of assuming going on. My son has plaque psoriasis on his scalp that requires prescription shampoo and it is ridiculously expensive. However, even if it is the roommate just buying pricey shampoo, it's their money. Maybe it is the one luxury they choose to treat themselves with. We all spend money on what others could find fault with. For instance, I haven't smoked in almost 30 years, but saw a sign advertising cartons of cigarettes yesterday. I was shocked that people are paying over $60 for those things.
thatonetribute 31
You so deserve it for touching other people's belongings.
smoothies14 32
Thief, liar, and vandal and you want sympathy? I wish it was a $500 shampoo you had to pay for.
doodlebug13 15
Two things, 1 I would touch her $60 shampoo too. It tends to be great stuff. And 2: put it back on like it was so it looks unbroken (if you can) and the next time she gets in the shower and goes to open it she'll think she did it. Hopefully (; lol
fangirlofthings 21
So you're okay with being a Theif and a liar, hope you don't have roommates.
DoomedGemini 38
Yeah, I hope anyone around you eats expensive treats you decide to get or ruin any game system you buy. Cause they're so awesome they are entitled to it, right?
Sheh_fml 25
To everyone complaining about how expensive the shampoo is - Stop being hypocritic little *****. We all spend too much on some things, because we like treating ourselves, or we REALLY want it, or we just think it's worth it. Some like uselessly fancy cars. Some like jewellery. Some like going to expensive dinners. Some never treat themselves to a single expensive thing, but keep throwing away money at tons of cheap things instead that they still don't need. Like treating yourself to cheap junk food every day, or buying freemium app games. And what is cheap or expensive also very much depends on your income. 60 bucks may sound expensive... But a great quality shampoo is much more concentrated than a cheap store brand, so it will lasts much longer, thus the monthly expense might be really low. As long as the roommate pays what he/she owes, no one has any right to judge his/hers shopping habits.
ItsJustTylor 6
Just say you knocked it over. Boom. Case closed ????