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Today, I found out I had three strands of pubic hair beside my nipple, so I decided to cut it off with a scissor since I'm going swimming tomorrow. In an attempt to cut off my third strand, I instead excised the cap of my left nipple. FML
Are you homeschooled? You don't know what "pubic" means.
I sure hope you don’t have “pubic” hair near your nipple. Either your nipple is located in a very odd location, or you would just brush it off because it came from somewhere or someone else...