Let me guess? Middle child?

You got it all wrong, your mom sent them away to spend quality time with you.

That's OK. As far as I'm concerned, if Statlar and Waldof aren't in a box it ain't worth seeing.

Ouch! Feel the Burr-n! Get it? If you don't, maybe Hamilton isn't for you anyways.

Which Hamilton just wondering

OP here! I finally got an FML published -- wooo! [Gimme them badges! I should have two gold ones coming my way!] I'm the eldest child, and I already made plans to go fishing that night, so I wasn't really in contention anyway. (Though I would gladly have abandoned those plans if it didn't mean bailing on someone else.) As for which Hamilton, the REAL one on Broadway. :-P I did consider offering a bribe to either sister for their ticket, but I'm in NYC more often so I'd be more likely to have another opportunity to see it.

Omg. I am a middle child and I know how you feel, I do most of the work my little sister is supposed to do. And SHE CANT FOLD CLOTHES. This sucks because I have OCD. And if my mom got that my little sis would go with my mom. Not my twin and I