Health: Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next... - FML

By NoPainNoGain - 05/06/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

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patrickkfuckk 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:11

way to think on your feet.

Frolly_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:16

Well that's one way to meet girls.

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ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:50

This sounds like the beginning of a romantic comedy:] lmao. Can you chew gum & walk at the same time?????

SayNo2Quack 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:00

Why would you not get off and help the girl? Maybe u just thought of a faster way to get off.

captainmaharet 1

Friday 5 June 2009 21:01

Sounds like the start of a great relationship! Imagine the stories you can tell your friends and family.

jacquelinexlee 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:10

YDI for being selfish and not helpiing her ...tredmills are not hard to use im a runner myself and i often use them when its icy out and their really not hard to use

xdorkasaur 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:11

I just love the fact that he put this one under health. Haha

therealdtam 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:13

I can so see that

BLACKLIGHTNING 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:13

Now you have a story to tell your grandchildren. You got the girl's number, right?

xoxcassandraaxox 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:17

Lol are you guys friends now??

rockinbalr14 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:24

"whoa are you alright? next time be care..". *thud* "hey girl how YOU doin?" hahaha fyl

rockinbalr14 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:28

"... And that's how I met your mother.." hahahahaahah

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