Health: Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next... - FML

By NoPainNoGain - 05/06/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

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patrickkfuckk 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:11

way to think on your feet.

Frolly_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:16

Well that's one way to meet girls.

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familyguyfan 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:49

Hajahahahahaha THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!

DingusLvl5 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:53

Hahahahaha! EPIC FAIL!!!

Skinny89 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:05

Sounds like a romantic comedy. It's a match made in heaven. =p

tardis_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:08

Ask her out. That could make a cute 'how we met' story!

newbieattech 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:10

34: got his shit down!!! 82: *facepalm* OP: hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I can see myself doing that :P)

LuvBritt89 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:17

That sucks

retardthinkswhat 3

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:42

Should of at least used as a good conversation starter

dyingstart 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:45

hahaha at least you weren't the only one who fell

Lisimal 7

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:00

Love at first "treadmill fall." How painfully romantic. You know...that's a sign.

Gaz717 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 3:14

...and thats how I met your mother.

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