Health: Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next... - FML

By NoPainNoGain - 05/06/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

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patrickkfuckk 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:11

way to think on your feet.

Frolly_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:16

Well that's one way to meet girls.

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ddecimal 0

Friday 5 June 2009 19:34

I know u like her but u dont have to do it on purpose jk

Dante167 0

Friday 5 June 2009 19:37

Dude thats the perfect time to ask her on a date :D

kinng 0

Friday 5 June 2009 19:37

Gstsf

barroomhero 0

Friday 5 June 2009 19:41

Oh my god...wish I was there to see that.

Infamy247 0

Friday 5 June 2009 19:42

? How fast were you 2 going? That you flew off and hit a wall?

soohungry 0

Friday 5 June 2009 19:44

Awww, that's sweet :3

Dante167 0

Friday 5 June 2009 19:45

But for the people who said he couldve gotten off the treadmill as soon as he saw her fall, he couldve been thinking about it for only like a few seconds before he fell. And honestly when someone falls or drops something, I dont immediately rush over and help them up, cause you never know whether or not the person wants help.

RollrcoasterDude 0

Friday 5 June 2009 19:48

Hahaha fyl that sucks but thanks for the laugh. :)

BaldOuting 0

Friday 5 June 2009 19:51

selfish selfish selfish. YDI

darkmis1 17

Friday 5 June 2009 20:02

YDI for not helping her. Why is that something you have to think about?

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