Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend told me that in order for me to be considered for marriage, I need to prove that I can be a subservient woman. This includes signing over the deed to my house, my car, and all my banking assets, so that he can be “the man of the house.” I make 6 figures; he rents with roommates. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, I found out why my fiancé waited for me to meet his family. We had dinner at their place, the women were not permitted to talk while the men were in the room, also no eye contact with the men, and we had to eat separately. He says he wants me to learn to be a good and decent wife from them. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never seems to have his own opinion, always agrees with me, and does whatever I want. That’s when he admitted he’s scared of me and is terrified of saying or doing anything I won’t like. I have no idea what I did to scare him this badly. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years, who has never been anything but loving and supportive, told me after I made a joke that there has been “a change” in how he deals with people, that he has been “purging,” and that I could be next because he “has needs too.” FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML
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muahzzbaybee 0
break up with him
baronjman 2
he should "get used to" not having a GF anymore......you can do better
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Comments (405)
itsme88 0
He should get used to being single. Dump his ass.
Princess_Star 0
Your FML should be about the two and a half years that you've wasted on your now ex-boyfriend. You should leave him immediately, forget his number, and dump everything he's ever given you in a box on his doorstep.
myfriend_youfail 3
Dumping everything off would be too polite. I say, bring all the shit he gave her to his house, and burn it in the driveway.
buttshapedfruit 0
I wlda bitch slapped him ad said "bitch, I run this shit!"
lostfaithinpppl 19
YDI only if you stay with him after this. Otherwise, FYL
onnielief 4
And he mentioned this after 2,5 years? Honey, that is one abusive sob in the making. Leave the bastard!
yottskry 0
So leave him and find someone who lives in the 21st century?
some_girl9 8
I hope to God you're moving on to a new guy, and kicking this jackass to the curb. Because if not, THEN it's a YDI. And by the way, all the people on here agreeing with this sexist ****, how's the lonely single life treating you? Has the carpal tunnel flared up lately?
ATALEOFTWOCITIES 0
@#183 single life for me is...nonexistent. no carpal tunnel, beautiful girlfriend. thanks for asking. the trick is finding women who like being on the bottom. then just let sex be the control issue. hahaha,.
ATALEOFTWOCITIES 0
and again. i'm not joking.
Maddoctor 10
^ You my good sir deserve to have your dick on a permanent leash (controlled by your beautiful girlfriend of course). But this is all coming from an on-top type of girl. I control sex, my boyfriend doesn't have to do anything; it's a win-win.
withered 30
Damn. You are desperate for attention.
91_92_93Gal 0
That is bad, dump the guy. He obviously thinks he owns you.
twinb76 7
and did you tell him to f**k off? seriously, you need to dump his moronic ass!!
Paradoodle 5
ok lol Id stay with the guy maybe two more days just to agree with him at first and then have an opinion and not be his slave for the two days just to piss him off lol