Miscellaneous: Today, while on the road, my dad called twice before I pulled...

By Anonymous - 28/12/2015 15:03 - United States - Kansas City

Today, while on the road, my dad called twice before I pulled over and answered the phone. He first got mad at me for not answering, and then again later for "paying attention to my phone" while driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 04:03

Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML

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jlang917 14

Monday 28 December 2015 23:06

Your dad is a dick

Crazion 26

Monday 28 December 2015 23:04

The irony.

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Crazion 26

Monday 28 December 2015 23:04

The irony.

jlang917 14

Monday 28 December 2015 23:06

Your dad is a dick

dolphinlvr7 24

Monday 28 December 2015 23:06

At least you pulled over to take his call!

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Tuesday 29 December 2015 7:46

I feel like he just added this into the fml.

Fairyjoshy 13

Tuesday 29 December 2015 8:25

#26 Based on absolutely nothing whatsoever.

donuts678 25

Monday 28 December 2015 23:08

You can't win.

hey_its_me_ 20

Monday 28 December 2015 23:08

I have parents like that. Sometimes you just can't win. Better luck next time OP.

UUUHQ 11

Monday 28 December 2015 23:09

His heart may be in the right place, but his actions make him look like a phoney...

gamermonster 34

Monday 28 December 2015 23:20

Just don't

TripleDallas123 15

Tuesday 29 December 2015 4:55

Was this intentional?

donuts678 25

Tuesday 29 December 2015 5:11

I don't think so

nournahas 18

Monday 28 December 2015 23:11

That sounds like a mom thing

17jemstar 14

Monday 28 December 2015 23:15

OP, your dad is just an idiot. I feel sorry for you man

legendof90 14

Monday 28 December 2015 23:16

Which is it

gamermonster 34

Monday 28 December 2015 23:18

Do it to him too, and hope he gets pulled over >:) I'll leave now

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