Miscellaneous: Today, while on the road, my dad called twice before I pulled...

By Anonymous - 28/12/2015 15:03 - United States - Kansas City

Today, while on the road, my dad called twice before I pulled over and answered the phone. He first got mad at me for not answering, and then again later for "paying attention to my phone" while driving. FML

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By Irony - 08/10/2009 11:40 - United States

Today, my dad took a call while driving. He always yells and curses at people who talk on their cell while driving. I asked him to get off the phone because it's dangerous, and told him he's being a hypocrite. He shook his head at me and continued talking. Seconds later, we got into an accident. FML

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By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By Animeislyfe - 25/08/2015 02:56 - United States - Stockbridge

Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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You deserved it 34 414

By wwasmer - 27/02/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to answer a phone call from my mom. I quickly answered the phone and shouted "What!?". To which she replied, "I just had a bad feeling in my gut about you so I wanted to make sure you were ok." FML

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By jtaylor94 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my dad's boss called our house and I answered. He said, "Is your dad home?" I replied, "I'll go check." I put the phone on mute and asked my dad if he wanted to talk to his boss. My dad says, "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker. FML

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You deserved it 43 167

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine

By Anonymous - 03/04/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, as always, when my dad says he needs my help and that it will only take 15 minutes, it will actually take all day because he doesn't plan ahead. This has happened three times now, so this time I demanded he compensate me for my time if I have to drive out there. He called me an "entitled little shit" and hung up. FML

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By laurlaur - 05/08/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 04:03

Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML

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jlang917 14

Monday 28 December 2015 23:06

Your dad is a dick

Crazion 26

Monday 28 December 2015 23:04

The irony.

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Crazion 26

Monday 28 December 2015 23:04

The irony.

jlang917 14

Monday 28 December 2015 23:06

Your dad is a dick

dolphinlvr7 24

Monday 28 December 2015 23:06

At least you pulled over to take his call!

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Tuesday 29 December 2015 7:46

I feel like he just added this into the fml.

Fairyjoshy 13

Tuesday 29 December 2015 8:25

#26 Based on absolutely nothing whatsoever.

donuts678 25

Monday 28 December 2015 23:08

You can't win.

hey_its_me_ 20

Monday 28 December 2015 23:08

I have parents like that. Sometimes you just can't win. Better luck next time OP.

UUUHQ 11

Monday 28 December 2015 23:09

His heart may be in the right place, but his actions make him look like a phoney...

gamermonster 34

Monday 28 December 2015 23:20

Just don't

TripleDallas123 15

Tuesday 29 December 2015 4:55

Was this intentional?

donuts678 25

Tuesday 29 December 2015 5:11

I don't think so

nournahas 18

Monday 28 December 2015 23:11

That sounds like a mom thing

17jemstar 14

Monday 28 December 2015 23:15

OP, your dad is just an idiot. I feel sorry for you man

legendof90 14

Monday 28 December 2015 23:16

Which is it

gamermonster 34

Monday 28 December 2015 23:18

Do it to him too, and hope he gets pulled over >:) I'll leave now

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