FML : Today, while on the road, my dad called twice before I pulled over and answered the phone. He first got mad at me for not answering, and then again later...

Today, while on the road, my dad called twice before I pulled over and answered the phone. He first got mad at me for not answering, and then again later for "paying attention to my phone" while driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 28 December 2016 15:03 / United States - Kansas City

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By jlang917 | 14

#6495777 - Monday 28 December 2016 23:06

Your dad is a dick

By Crazion | 23

#6495770 - Monday 28 December 2016 23:04

The irony.

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By Crazion | 23

#6495770 - Monday 28 December 2016 23:04

The irony.

By jlang917 | 14

#6495777 - Monday 28 December 2016 23:06

Your dad is a dick

By dolphinlvr7 | 24

#6495778 - Monday 28 December 2016 23:06

At least you pulled over to take his call!

LAUGHINGKOMODO | 25

#6496071 - Tuesday 29 December 2016 7:46

I feel like he just added this into the fml.

Fairyjoshy | 13

#6496079 - Tuesday 29 December 2016 8:25

#26 Based on absolutely nothing whatsoever.

By donuts678 | 25

#6495780 - Monday 28 December 2016 23:08

You can't win.

By hey_its_me_ | 20

#6495782 - Monday 28 December 2016 23:08

I have parents like that. Sometimes you just can't win. Better luck next time OP.

By UUUHQ | 11

#6495783 - Monday 28 December 2016 23:09

His heart may be in the right place, but his actions make him look like a phoney...

gamermonster | 34

#6495802 - Monday 28 December 2016 23:20

Just don't

TripleDallas123 | 15

#6495996 - Tuesday 29 December 2016 4:55

Was this intentional?

donuts678 | 25

#6496016 - Tuesday 29 December 2016 5:11

I don't think so

By nournahas | 18

#6495786 - Monday 28 December 2016 23:11

That sounds like a mom thing

By 17jemstar | 14

#6495792 - Monday 28 December 2016 23:15

OP, your dad is just an idiot. I feel sorry for you man

By legendof90 | 14

#6495793 - Monday 28 December 2016 23:16

Which is it

By gamermonster | 34

#6495796 - Monday 28 December 2016 23:18

Do it to him too, and hope he gets pulled over >:) I'll leave now

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