Animals: Today, my dumbass cat sat on a lit candle. The whole house now...

By Anonymous - 02/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Spearfish

Today, my dumbass cat sat on a lit candle. The whole house now smells like burnt hair and I now have to clip clumps of wax-burnt hair off his bum. FML

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You deserved it 971

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By AussieG75 - 07/05/2013 14:18 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was making tea when I smelled something burning. My very fluffy cat had put his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur. Now I have a semi-hairless cat and a very smelly apartment. FML

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PETA has been informed

By Cat owner - 16/02/2024 15:00 - United States - Steele

Today, my cat did the same thing as in the video where a cat lights its tail on fire with a candle and just watches it nonchalantly until it stops burning… Except, instead of watching nonchalantly, he bolted all over the house while screaming his head off. Trying to extinguish him was a nightmare. FML

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You deserved it 400

Time to go to the vet

By Pooped - 08/09/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, my cat is extremely sick and has trouble grooming himself. As evidenced by his butt. He laid on me for a while and it wasn't until a few minutes after he got off that I realized he had stained my pants. That also explains why my chair suddenly looks so nasty, and why my room smells horrible. FML

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You deserved it 250

By Jack W. - 09/12/2015 19:26 - United States

Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML

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You deserved it 2 121

Flooftastic

By Anonymous - 26/05/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, I tried to wax my own Brazilian. My housemate’s cat rolled onto a half-used wax strip on the floor. The poor cat now has a small, less-fluffy patch, and I still haven’t figured out how to wax myself. FML

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You deserved it 338

By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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You deserved it 8 667

The betrayal of floof

By Chris - 12/06/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to give my cat a bath after he got into the attic and got covered in all sorts of shit. Halfway through, he freaked out, jumped out of the tub, and ran around the house dripping wet. He then hid under my bed, and I had to practically dismantle it to get him out. Now my bedroom smells like wet fur and broken trust. FML

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You deserved it 340

By SpontaneousAM - 15/04/2017 14:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, while moving my wax burner away from the window, I spilled hot wax all over my hands, the wall, and in my electric fireplace. FML

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You deserved it 1 190

Smells better when turned on

By p0isonOreo68 - 24/09/2020 20:02

Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML

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You deserved it 220

Rescue cat

By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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You deserved it 838

cacheson 41

Friday 3 February 2017 2:42

The cat's ass does seem to have been very dumb for sitting on the candle. Alternatively, you might feel sympathy for the cat's ass if it wasn't the ass's fault and it was just along for the dumb cat's ride...

vb68 26

Friday 3 February 2017 4:06

Mostly a double FML for your cat to have burnt his ass and to have an owner with little sympathy

Comments

cootiequeen4444 11

Friday 3 February 2017 2:10

I bet Og and Thog, the first people to begin domesticating animals would have never seen this coming. Fire was a... a.. well a sure fire way to spook the shit outta animals. Even now it /should/ be terrifying, really. In short, yeah, yer cat is a total dumbass. Did you get some ridiculously inbred (and overpriced) purebred kitty or something?

Arashikage 18

Friday 3 February 2017 20:18

What are you going on about?

cacheson 41

Friday 3 February 2017 2:42

tanishagates 1

Saturday 4 February 2017 10:05

LOL! Classic.

jcash52426 5

Friday 3 February 2017 3:55

Maybe the cat was trying to make a flame fart.

Cali 54

Friday 3 February 2017 4:43

A truly noble effort.

MiraRose 19

Thursday 23 February 2017 12:58

Well, he does have A LOT of gas.

MiraRose 19

Thursday 23 February 2017 12:59

Well, he does have A LOT of gas.

vb68 26

Friday 3 February 2017 4:06

Mostly a double FML for your cat to have burnt his ass and to have an owner with little sympathy

MiraRose 19

Saturday 4 February 2017 20:42

Oh believe me, I had sympathy, until I realized he wasn't hurt, just a tad singed. He's a long haired kitty.

MiraRose 19

Saturday 4 February 2017 20:42

Oh believe me, I had sympathy, until I realized he wasn't hurt, just a tad singed. He's a long haired kitty.

alvarny 17

Friday 3 February 2017 4:26

wax and pussy... kinky much?

worldclassrager 39

Friday 3 February 2017 4:36

Cats usually plot their owners death...perhaps it figured to burn the house down with you in it...

DraconicFeline 31

Friday 3 February 2017 4:43

Ugh, this comment section is pitiful. Where's Tripartita?

GRO907 0

Friday 3 February 2017 5:41

that's what you get for having a cat

Phxlife602 9

Friday 3 February 2017 12:13

Well i guess it's true cats got 9 lives

ShotaSammy 17

Friday 3 February 2017 15:53

Why would you think it was a good idea to leave a cat with a lit candle? You know, the animals KNOWN for knocking things over? something bad was bound to happen.