Today, my dumbass cat sat on a lit candle. The whole house now smells like burnt hair and I now have to clip clumps of wax-burnt hair off his bum. FML
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cacheson
| 41
The cat's ass does seem to have been very dumb for sitting on the candle. Alternatively, you might feel sympathy for the cat's ass if it wasn't the ass's fault and it was just along for the dumb cat's ride...
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vb68
| 26
Mostly a double FML for your cat to have burnt his ass and to have an owner with little sympathy
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cootiequeen4444
| 11
I bet Og and Thog, the first people to begin domesticating animals would have never seen this coming. Fire was a... a.. well a sure fire way to spook the shit outta animals. Even now it /should/ be terrifying, really. In short, yeah, yer cat is a total dumbass. Did you get some ridiculously inbred (and overpriced) purebred kitty or something?
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Arashikage
| 18
What are you going on about?
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cacheson
| 41
The cat's ass does seem to have been very dumb for sitting on the candle. Alternatively, you might feel sympathy for the cat's ass if it wasn't the ass's fault and it was just along for the dumb cat's ride...
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tanishagates
| 1
LOL! Classic.
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jcash52426
| 5
Maybe the cat was trying to make a flame fart.
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Cali
| 54
A truly noble effort.
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MiraRose
| 19
Well, he does have A LOT of gas.
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MiraRose
| 19
Well, he does have A LOT of gas.
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vb68
| 26
Mostly a double FML for your cat to have burnt his ass and to have an owner with little sympathy
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MiraRose
| 19
Oh believe me, I had sympathy, until I realized he wasn't hurt, just a tad singed. He's a long haired kitty.
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MiraRose
| 19
Oh believe me, I had sympathy, until I realized he wasn't hurt, just a tad singed. He's a long haired kitty.
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alvarny
| 17
wax and pussy... kinky much?
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worldclassrager
| 39
Cats usually plot their owners death...perhaps it figured to burn the house down with you in it...
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DraconicFeline
| 31
Ugh, this comment section is pitiful. Where's Tripartita?
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GRO907
| 0
that's what you get for having a cat
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Phxlife602
| 9
Well i guess it's true cats got 9 lives
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ShotaSammy
| 17
Why would you think it was a good idea to leave a cat with a lit candle? You know, the animals KNOWN for knocking things over? something bad was bound to happen.