dadadoo
United States
Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
BerkeleyBiker
United States
Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat and handlebars. FML
-.-
Lakeside, United States
Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML
Lo_Bolian
United States
Today, I was taking the bus home. A dirty homeless man boarded the bus, put his bag on the overhead rack, and sat down. His bag was leaking and dripped onto my shoulder. I asked the man what it was. He said, "Roadkill." I now have dead animal blood on my best business suit. FML
nolife
United States
Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML
Anonymous
United States
Grrrrrroooooooooss
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
msarosi
Port Perry, Canada
Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML
clips
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Gross
Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML
Anonymous
United States
Trash
Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
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oneleggedbeauty 0
Ew literally made me gag just thinking about it
zoPwNAgEzo 21
In this economy, you do what you gotta do for food
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RinaVampire31 18
Next time, don't stare.
Pentium_4 27
that's interesting. sounds like an average public bus though
TTEmeraldRaven 3
Seems like more of a "f***his life" if that's what his options for food have come to. :/
SettoFail 9
Eww i'd probably throw up
xbella 8
note to self: don't ever again read FML's while eating. freaking sick man!
MrsPegg 45
You'd figure that most people would know this by now... I don't know what's worse, finding out you've been cooking off Rat pissed covered counters, seeing a guy eat his pimples or sitting next to a kid in class that eats his scabs. FML is definitely not a place to check out while eating.
JenniferTheDark 0
I learned that with the loogie FML from yesterday...it takes a lot to make me sick, but that sent me running to the bathroom.
disco2466 8
ask for a lick
GovernorGeneral 8
Curiosity killed the cat. It woulda killed me too if i was op.
ILoveMyXbox 0
Did he share some?
eigelste 0
You might be a redneck if......
cBlackout 13
You live in New York? I don't think so.
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
There are rednecks everywhere.
eigelste 0
I live in the Georgia mountains I know what a redneck is
eigelste 0
And that is a redneck lmao
little_fucker 18
Eating pimples... Hmm I think I'll brag about where I live and say something retarded about rednecks... That's you right there
periwinkle95 10
Who the hell says grody?