By scalmon - 13/05/2011 17:08 - United States

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Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
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wiggs5 0

what a douche bag you are!

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MsSoulReaper 27

That's pretty ****** up. Try not to think of your ex during sex, she's your ex for a reason!

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DeadOnArrivall 0

look at the bright side, at least you didnt yell out her brothers name

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JennaMarie420 2

that blows :/ good luck. ydi for thinking of someone else. my boyfriend would be out on the street right now if he did that

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Pigpen181 3

Find your Ex. have sex and call out your wife's name......There it's all even!

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IsH3092 0

maybe if your wife was doing a better job he wouldn't need 2 think of pass girl friends #justsaying

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kapryiath 4

^ this don't just blame the guy it takes 2 to tango , she should be a better lay!

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horneyhic 15

find a hot celebrity that also shares that name and say thats who you were thinking of everybody has those fantasies

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prettypinkpixie 9

I think the truth would be a little bit more forgivable. Rather than having her think you're interested in her sister. Or worse, cheating on her with her sister.

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Igor_g5 0

Men sometimes fantasize about other women when having sex with their wives. But you got to be careful not to call out their names.

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AirForce48 2

Well then you deserve whatever you get asshole

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