By scalmon - 13/05/2011 17:08 - United States

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Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
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wiggs5 0

what a douche bag you are!

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MsSoulReaper 27

That's pretty ****** up. Try not to think of your ex during sex, she's your ex for a reason!

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jane79 0

your a asshole you should not be thinking of any one other than your wife while making love, if my man did that he would be singing soprano permanently, it's more like fhl you need to do some serious ass kissing if she ever forgives you

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L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

I don't know if anyone has wrote this yet, but.. is her name by any chance Britney, cause this sounds exactly like an fml I've read before except this one is from the mans side of the story, lol :P

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yeseniag 0

ur messed up... poor ur wife..

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juwood 7

**** man, you totally deserve every "you totally deserved it" that you have up there.

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helen29 4

ur wife clearly sux in bed u dont love her n stop waisting her time doochebag!!!!

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rina12 0

why are u married???that's just wrong ur a asshole

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lulututu 4

Fyl? How do you think your wife feels right now? You should be thinking about her right now. And never about an ex during sex. FHL for marrying you!!

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lulututu 4

FYL? Your wife is the one that is hurt and she probably feels horrible about herself right now. FHL for being with you!!

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xxmollyxx 25

if i were your wife i'd "prefer" you'd think of an ex than my sister. You're still an idiot, though

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