Intimacy: Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's...

By scalmon - 13/05/2011 17:08 - United States

Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML

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By Drai Gray - 24/06/2019 14:12

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2016 01:59 - United States - Fulton

Today, I might have ruined my co-worker's relationship with her fiancé, with whom I share a name, because we "work together too often" and now he doesn't know whose name she's saying during sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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Friday 13 May 2011 23:53

what a douche bag you are!

MsSoulReaper 27

Friday 13 May 2011 23:54

That's pretty ****** up. Try not to think of your ex during sex, she's your ex for a reason!

Comments

jemiller226 13

Saturday 14 May 2011 17:52

I love that all the people complaining the loudest are also under 20 (or worse under 16) and so have much less experience in long term relationships. Fantasies happen like it or not, and they happen for both men and women. It's natural and healthy. The biggest problem here is the fact that he and his wife aren't honest enough with each other to *discuss* their fantasies openly. Instead they get blurted out accidentally, and that's never a recipe for trust. Yes, I'm married; yes, I fantasize; and yes, it's insulting and presumptuous as all hell to assume that means I somehow love the people of my fantasies more than my wife. as far as I'm concerned, you can go to hell if you think that.