Today, while looking through pictures of my boyfriend and me on Facebook, I noticed that in practically every single one featuring my best friend, his eyes are directed down her shirt. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML
Today, I was on Facebook looking at pictures of my boyfriend, who was in his friend's wedding this past weekend. He said that none of the girlfriends could come because it would cost too much for the couple. I spent the weekend alone, and all his friend's girlfriends are in the pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML
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KBeatz 5
Either that was just the biggest coincidence ever or he likes your friends knockers. But probably the latter.
flockz 20
didn't thumb anyone because i don't give a shit.
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Comments (230)
fordman22 0
Coital sausage?
Mauskau 36
Luckily, my boyfriend doesn't like my best friend, and my other best friend is not very attractive. Although her boobs are bigger than mine, she is much bigger than me so it's not so great. Plus my bf knows he can have my boobs all he wants and I make them look good for only him. I guess it's understandable if you have tiny **** and your best friend has bigger boobs so.. Don't let him see hers :p
dsl1123 8
I met my wife because I was looking down her shirt. We were on the local first aid squad and I was in the front passenger seat. She was sitting in the walk thru from the cab to the back of the rig. When she asked me if I was looking down her shirt I couldn't lie and Said YES !
TheGothGamerGirl 20
I agree with 172.
s0ulslack 20
Well obviously she has nice ta ta's
devilcb 5
110 - tiger woods did :p
salvomax99 0
Yoir boyfriend apunds like a pervert
doctorhook86 25
Childish bitchez be childish crazy.
Osito2011 9
I'm calling crap on any man, women, or child that says they never looked. In actuality women are more nastier then men. The only reason us men get called nastier, is because we are dumb enough to get caught. I bet every teenage girl in her who saw twilight has fantasies about team Edward or team Jacob. J/S
Prettygirlnswag 5
U go girl :D