Today, while looking through pictures of my boyfriend and me on Facebook, I noticed that in practically every single one featuring my best friend, his eyes are directed down her shirt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML
Today, I was on Facebook looking at pictures of my boyfriend, who was in his friend's wedding this past weekend. He said that none of the girlfriends could come because it would cost too much for the couple. I spent the weekend alone, and all his friend's girlfriends are in the pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML
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KBeatz 5
Either that was just the biggest coincidence ever or he likes your friends knockers. But probably the latter.
flockz 20
didn't thumb anyone because i don't give a shit.
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hotPinklipstick 24
212- Ok so you went through a rough time when you were younger, that doesn't make you an expert on life. People go through worse than that every day. I could sit here and tell you my life story which makes yours seem like a day in paradise, but quite frankly it doesn't matter anymore because I grew up and got myself out of the situation I was in. You are just begging for pity because someone called you out on a false statement. Get over yourself. Oh and by the way, me saying 4 curse words doesn't make me uneducated. You talking to people like they don't know anything about situations you have never been in and telling them they are wrong makes you uneducated.
doctorhook86 25
I'm surprise she keeps coming back; I'd hoped by now she would've realized that she's young and ridiculous.
cyanidesandwich 21
It is in man's genetic makeup to stare at not only boobs, but asses too.
Krysk_fml 0
Holy walls of text Batman!
leanner 1
I suppose people don't read their Bible anymore? The book of God would tell you everything you people are arguing about and it'd be factual and true even I'd idiots want to argue with it you'd be wrong. He says it's adultery to even look at another lustfully. Check it out. You'd be surprised to see what all you find. Age doesn't always mean everything I know grandparents dumber and way more immature than say a teen
huskerz20 4
YDI for having small boobs
tybird 6
She must have bigger boobs then you
downtime 13
Sigh, you realise you got yourself caught up in this mess because of these words: "When you truly love someone, you only have eyes for them. And that includes their body. Not every girl or guy is the type who looks at others who aren't their love." Your first paragraph was eyeroll worthy teenage "love" talk in the form of some weak personal story about you and your boyfriend, but then you went on to say that what you believe is what everyone should believe. When YOU truly love someone YOU only have eyes for them. The word you wanted was "I". Then we can all pass it off as you being a bit naive. Coupled with this tone of superiority you've had and the way you then referenced this back to morality I can see why people are as pissed off with you as they are. You speak in universal constants, as though your comment applies to everyone, then backtrack to say its your own "personal" moral code. It's not working for you.
CanuckMoose 5
Yes, men can. I gotta avoid lookin at cleavage everyday.
thisismeFMLing 0
OP, hopefully you don't have mosquito bite ****, because that would give your boy a good reason to stare. Because his gf has nothing to show
5t3ff1k4h 47
Oh **** off. There's no such thing as "mosquito bite ****"; no boobs are THAT small. Even with a double-A there are still bumps to show. There is still some elevation to the breast tissue, meaning there's something there. So... nothing to show, huh? Boobs aren't the be all and end all. Some of us have big boobs, some of us have small boobs. Doesn't make anyone any more or less of a woman.