Today, while looking through pictures of my boyfriend and me on Facebook, I noticed that in practically every single one featuring my best friend, his eyes are directed down her shirt. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML
Today, I was on Facebook looking at pictures of my boyfriend, who was in his friend's wedding this past weekend. He said that none of the girlfriends could come because it would cost too much for the couple. I spent the weekend alone, and all his friend's girlfriends are in the pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML
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KBeatz 5
Either that was just the biggest coincidence ever or he likes your friends knockers. But probably the latter.
flockz 20
didn't thumb anyone because i don't give a shit.
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easyprey 8
I live how your picture is of a guy crying while commenting on this beautiful moment
easyprey 8
I was in a relationship where my ex got pissy about my gaze, we broke up because she cheated on me... I never even touched another woman. If you overreact to much he will probably think its to cover your own wandering around, be glad he loves you and he's with you don't set down restrictions so he won't break them.
spazz666 18
All I want to know is... WHY would you bother continuing an argument online? It's the INTERNET people. I don't know you, and I won't pretend to, but to try to sound like you know so much more than someone else, especially on a site like FML seems extremely petty and immature to me.
SevenMillionTons 4
I tried to have it avoided twice, 200, but it seems my efforts are for not :(
IOmnomHard 10
179- Thank you, Gabe, for assuming my hardships were little and unimportant. For your information, there was a time in my life when I had to worry about having a roof over my head. My father was a single parent and had a horrible accident when I was young, after which we ran out of money and had to live in our car for two years. Eventually we accumulated enough money to be able to sleep in a rented garage every night, which had no heat or bathroom mind you. That went on for another couple years, all while I was attending school. Finally my Dad got some money back from the insurance company that was substantial enough for us to begin living in our current apartment. Please. Don't tell me I haven't had serious hardships in my life. Because you don't even know.
ILuv_toaster182 5
I say no shame in looking! Just no touching any body else's tata's but yours OP
gabe222 25
You make me laugh, shit happens. Like I said, those were things your father had to worry about. You yourself werent sitting there asking yourself why god had to make an innocent daughter had to go through that circumstance. That was your dad each night praying he could do everything he could for you. Like I have stated and will state again, let me know when you, yourself, and you only have had to worry about it. Your dad did the best he could in a bad situation, at least you guys arent in that situation anymore.
Leslier_fml 4
Men will be men
FuckFace10 23
Seriously? Longest ******* comments ever!!!
IOmnomHard 10
I know he did the best he could. Don't tell me that like I didn't already know. And it was hard for me as a child, so don't "laugh". I'm not trying to brag about how bad my life has been. I'm just saying, I HAVE known hardships. Why is that so hard for you to just bow away from the argument and accept?