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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Mexico, Mexico
Don't shoot the messenger
Today, I helped my buddy write a sweet love letter to his girlfriend. After reading it, she dumped him for being an "Edward Cullen wannabe", and when my girlfriend found out, she dumped me for "cheating" on her by writing the letter in the first place. FML
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flashback.miss 28
Fantards, fantards everywhere. And, if your girlfriend hates that you tried to help a friend out, maybe it was better for the relationship to end. Your heart was in the right place, sorry it had to be for naught.
Allornone 35
That really isn't something you should advertise on fml.
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flashback.miss 28
Fantards, fantards everywhere. And, if your girlfriend hates that you tried to help a friend out, maybe it was better for the relationship to end. Your heart was in the right place, sorry it had to be for naught.
Trisha_aus 15
Why would someone want to be a sparkly vamp twit?
OneGirlTwoCups 13
This is probably one of the longest first comments I've seen on FML in a while. o.o
Uramonkey 11
30 - He knows what he's doing. You have to post a 1 letter comment and edit it later to do what #1 just did. Wait did I just reveal a big FML secret? Awwwww Shiiiittt!!
obnum 19
Please tell me I'm not the only one grossed out by #1's picture.
ironichalibut 24
64- Only if you tell me I'm not the only one off-put by the lack of lyrics
Sal_G_63 5
28- I'm pretty sure calling that a vampire is a huge stretch.
reneetlovesyou 30
Whenever I see a comment from #1 someone in turn has to comment about how gross her profile picture is. It never fails.
ironik69 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Haha. I'm having a Twilight marathon at home as we speak.
michael666 7
shutup.
Allornone 35
That really isn't something you should advertise on fml.
jman26 11
And nobody cares
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
This isn't Facebook.
Kameron Kriese 11
You're right, this is a comment section where you get to voice your opinion or start a conversation about something relating to the current topic.
nietzche 8
Twilight fan mark on your breast? FYourLife
ironik69 31
#5, your name says it all. And #50, actually no...its a tribute tat to my daughter but thanks for being an insensitive prick. A couple more things..1) If real men sparkled, we probably wouldn't expect diamonds. 2) If more men were honest and not self serving douche bags that only worry about what's on the outside, less women would turn to movies of this nature and romance novels to put a smile on their faces. But thanks all for burrying me on what was meant as light hearted amusement. Toodles!
RainbowDashie140 12
Yes, because having sparkling vampires would fix every problem ever.
K410 18
Gtfo
colvindj 22
nobody gives a **** about what you're doing.
gotaplanstan 28
You should submit that comment as an FML 2.
beclaurela 18
Who gives a flying ****?
EpicJman2828 11
Today, I had a twilight marathon. FML
SarahSehhati 40
This is like the best thread ever. Lol
ClumsyKee 14
The population of the infamous Crazy Bitch appears to be on the rise these days.
UberNova 18
I think we are due for another outburst soon, its been a while since Beiber and One Direction surfaced.....Brace yourselves, untalented ponses are coming.
lolmigosh 15
Bitches be crazy
Uramonkey 11
Bitches be lazy. Especially OP's buddy who can't write his own love letter.
Caitie_kid 8
Meh, sounds like you and your buddy are better off without them.
CrissyyyS2 22
Try to get your buddy to explain to your girlfriend that you were helping him out with the letter. Hopefully she understands and everything turns out well.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Probably not. Bros stand with bros, the girl should know that.
rememberkids 14
I agree with 53. this is an event where bros are definitely before hoes!
annie_nk 22
You never take it out on the messenger/scribe.
toughchick14 15
Wow that's unfortunate, but now you guys can be single buddies together!
xninix_fml 36
Yeah team up :)
illegalbeagle69 23
You can each be the others' wingman.
Alikia96 20
Ted Mosby and Barney Stinson time!
Megan639 16
Date smarter girls maybe?
Uramonkey 11
Or girls with more self-confidence who don't think their man is out doing whoopla with girls more attractive then themselves.
SaxophoneHero 12
Nah, let's never learn from our mistakes and continue to repeat them over and over again!
nelyra 5
THIS is the kind of moment you wished you could ctrl+Z in real life
9echo 17
I guess you could call that getting rid of two birds with one stone.
kee_breezy32 34
you got that right!
laden_swallow09 34
13- I see wut ya did, there.