Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
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Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML
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Top comments
jf7609 0
oh my god, as if the wanking wasn't creepy enough...
fournineteen 0
I thought that only happened in airports?!
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Comments (62)
basem_fml 1
maybe he was hoping he wouldn't be noticed?
basem_fml 1
maybe he was scared "shitless"?
LtHoward 0
hahaha hilarious, be glad he didn't look at you first and then start wanking.
jellybean120 10
omg! I totally agree! ^
thebeav2004 0
Even better. Be glad that he didnt run out of TP and ask ya for some ...
perdix 31
And he peered in he said, "Clean up on aisle 5. We need a clean up on aisle 5," and winked as he waggled his dripping penis at you.
rockaholic89 0
haha. that would haunt my dreams.
EllaFoLiFE 0
what the fuhhhhhhh?! oh my god.....mental images I didn't need! agh!
purplemnm 9
oh gawd perdix you disgust me...I still love ya though
Vitamin_C 0
mkylem you're an annoying bully. I hope you get banned.
jchatterbox 0
omg, that's just so freaky!!!!! *shudder*
wilkshire13 0
dude leave smocks alone, what are you mentally retarded that you have to pick on girls to make yourself feel big? oh btw snicks, ur hot ;)
wilkshire13 0
snicks* gay ******* iPod auto correct -.-'
Jlevrt 0
havent i seen this before? But instead of the word " wanking", they said 'masturbating'?
infamousd3ath 0
Wanking is somewhat of a Britisb term