Miscellaneous: Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since...

By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 18:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML

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By nekkiddrunk - 14/01/2010 02:04 - United States

Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By Shocked - 28/01/2018 19:00

Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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Bad doggo!

By coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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By malebonding - 17/08/2009 13:50 - United States

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

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Never in the buff

By ShyVirgin - 19/06/2021 05:01 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, a staff member entered my room, thinking it was empty. I was naked. This is the second time something like this has happened in the week I have lived here. FML

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By LovelySB - 21/04/2019 04:00

Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

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Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 05:30 - Canada

Today, feeling like I needed to relax, I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished I went to put the tray outside not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room wearing happy face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML

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JMichael 25

Wednesday 29 July 2015 8:57

Housekeeping. I get involved?

Hammer1722 19

Wednesday 29 July 2015 9:02

What a hairy situation you find yourself in!

Comments

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 29 July 2015 12:02

Knock next time? Even when I memorize hotel/doctor room numbers, I still knock to double check.

Keiraquarium 12

Wednesday 29 July 2015 12:35

Why on earth did they have the door wedged open while they were naked and hairy?

Keiraquarium 12

Wednesday 29 July 2015 15:20

It wouldn't have made a difference. I was merely using OP's words.

kbecks87 16

Wednesday 29 July 2015 13:54

How do you not deserve it? F their lives.

vikky538 28

Wednesday 29 July 2015 14:09

Did you full fill their fantasy of "stranger in hotel room" ... But thats a pretty hairy situation right there

LegionRapier61 8

Wednesday 29 July 2015 15:23

Poor planning leads to unfortunate circumstances. Room numbers are important.

trey600rr 22

Wednesday 29 July 2015 16:39

did they invite you to stay? lol

balake_fml 8

Wednesday 29 July 2015 17:16

Who the hell leaves their door open in a public hotel while having sex?

Pretty_momma 6

Wednesday 29 July 2015 19:00

They shouldn't of left their door opened in the first place!

Bragi 12

Wednesday 29 July 2015 19:28

Life is tough, OP. It's tougher if you're stupid.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 29 July 2015 19:58

My question is why was the door wedged open?

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