Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
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Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML
Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML
Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me and said, "Good… you left a nipple." and slowly licked it off. FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
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caseyc 0
The real FML here is that you work at McDonalds. FYL
ForEverShley 0
This made me giggle.
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ThreeSheetsGone 12
YDI for not playing it off by reaching over the counter and grabbing his nuts. Just kidding, FYL for having to deal with people who have no sense of humor on a daily basis.
deppster4296 0
Haha when i worked at mcds we always used to slip up like that. After awhile we just started cracking up everytime we asked a customer if he wanted nuts with his sundae.. some things never get old. =)
doodoo1122 0
that's hillarious.
5t3ff1k4h 44
I think the wife needs to relax. You clearly didn't mean it that way if you're going behind the counter to get the peanuts; you weren't even playing it out like 81 suggested and reaching over the counter for his balls. Even though you said it in a way that made it sound inappropriate, she shouldn't have assumed since all signs (hopefully) pointed to the fact you weren't interested in her husband.
foxre28 0
Could`ve been worse. You could`ve had a variety of sizes and styles of nuts. ________________ " Do you want small salted nuts? or would you like extra large nuts?"
estelleselene_CX 12
lmfao!!! =D
tjsomethin 9
Beginning of a bad porno.....
chetchatter 5
lmao
brownboxes 0
i love saying to customers "ill just get it out the bin for you" cause its called a production bin haha they're always like -.-
Stepherrss 0
Are you ******* serious? How old is she 5 .. I can understand her being angry if you were purposely flirting with him but if she is that jealous over an accidental comment she clearly needs to take a good look at herself, she clearly has really low self confidence. That's sad.