Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
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Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML
Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML
Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me and said, "Good… you left a nipple." and slowly licked it off. FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
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Top comments
caseyc 0
The real FML here is that you work at McDonalds. FYL
ForEverShley 0
This made me giggle.
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Comments (133)
attorco 4
Considering that you work at McDonald's, your grammar and punctuation are actually quite good compared to the rest of the FML crowd. I commend you; you have not totally F'dYL yet! PS-A sundae is nothing without nuts, so that's a reasonable phrase!
Naitras 15
so because she works at Macdonalds she Is expected to be uneducated and have poor grammar? generalization much??
im2cool2fml 0
#23, your grammar is off though.
Bees_fml 0
Wait, OP. Was there really a second guy, or did you just forget the comma (the comma and the nuts)?
stifledbyyou 0
Lol, all these people make me laugh. I was working at McDonoald's while I was in high school, earning money for college. My life isn't F'd. It was just a funny situation.
sheenie942 3
haha I bet he was keen!
chexi 0
OMG I know you!!
austo97 0
which one!? I'm soo confusedd:/
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
She should've understood what you meant. She needs to get over it if she was indeed THAT insecure.
goodiesguy 3
So, did you grab his nuts? LMFAO! This has gotta be the best FML of all time!
Mirorbo 27
Fuhohohoho!~ Hearing that would have given me such a laugh AND made my day! It's a shame more people don't have a sense of humor for when little slips of the tongue like this happen.
ohcrappy 0
hahhaaaaa
mbeasley14 0
The real question is.... did you follow through and grab his nuts?
mazzera_fml 7
duh
mbeasley14 0
I heard grabbing other peoples nuts is popular in Louisiana.
Tempuser117 2
Sadly over here the TSA does it all the time at your local airport. Apparently terrorists hide there.
abc1231 2
hahaha she said nuts! this kinda reminds me of peter on family guy..
yusootic 0
I work at McDonald's too. Once there was a guy who ordered a sundae and didn't want the nuts, he told me to keep them and in the end he said "enjoy your nuts".
Zmeilerr 22
"W ould you like fries with that shake, ma'am?"