Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML
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Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, I was trying to take the cap off a can of spray cooking oil. It was really stuck so I pulled extra hard. It flew off and I punched myself in the head. I also sprayed myself in the eye with it. The lump on my forehead and my swollen shut eye make me look like Popeye, but I'm a girl. FML
Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
Today, I was getting ready to go out when I noticed that after several months of annoyance, the faucet stopped dripping. I started to dance around my bathroom when all of a sudden I slipped and hit my head on the sink. The faucet is dripping again. FML
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Top comments
YourEvilHero 12
let it hatch it's the right thing to do
liveyourlife_191 8
Either you have a really bad posture, or your head was down near the faucet?... I can't think of any reasonable explanation to how this is possible...But then again I've heard of many injuries caused by sneezing. FYL
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Comments (101)
Hiphuray4peas 27
Thank goodness I'm not the only one who has done that before!
sknabc123 8
Any your head hit the faucet how exactly?
kykenny 2
Only thing better is if it saw chick egg eggs for breakfast umy
jer_36 10
Someone wins the darwin awards. Who washes their hands with their head so close to the faucet anyways?
clutz123 5
um... go to a doctor. lol you probably have a concussion.
geod69 8
That's when work kids parents are a good excuse
rotMed 1
Hahaha sorry it's happened to you but its kinda of hilarious ... :)
forthelove82 7
Who washes their hands these days anyway?
Icequeen102990 1
Well I have a buldging disk in my lower spine. It was unknown as of two years ago and before it was found I sore I was growing a tail and debated on what kind of tail I would like.
MrsUresti 8
Jajajajajajaja sorry but this is so funny