Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how hard it is to wash long hair. While I was talking, he interrupted and said, "Wait, you actually wash your hair?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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MidnaLink 35
I can’t tell whether he doesn’t wash his hair, or just doesn’t think you do.
Peter Davies 8
I feel like an appropriate response would be "Do you wash your dick?"
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Comments (4)
Peter Davies 8
I feel like an appropriate response would be "Do you wash your dick?"
Sady_Ct 38
The scary part comes when he says ‘no?’
MidnaLink 35
I can’t tell whether he doesn’t wash his hair, or just doesn’t think you do.
RichardPencil 32
You might wanted to invest in a better-smelling shampoo. L'Oreal "Dirty Hippie" doesn't seem to be working for you.