Today, while I was shaving my nether regions, my trimmer slipped and ate a chunk out of my balls, right beside a vein. I've been bleeding on and off for an hour, and the New Skin I tried isn't able to dry quickly enough. FML
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Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, after carefully, and might I say, expertly removing all the hair from my girlfriend's genitals, she decided to try and "Nair" my balls. 24 hours later and I still can't walk properly and my balls look like they were involved in a severe kitchen incident. FML
Today, I got the courage to surprise my boyfriend by shaving my pubic region. To my agonizingly painful dismay, the razor sliced through an apparent zit on one of my lips. Now my vagina is bleeding for a whole different reason, and I'm possibly traumatized. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML
Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML
Today, I decided to shave my balls. When I was finished, I vacuumed up the mess on the carpet, and then the fragments of hair still on my balls. Very bad idea. FML
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SirWTF 10
Umm .. Shouldn't you get some medical help?
HelloSirs 14
Sounds like you are having a ball.
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Comments (150)
karlcolt45 19
I don't completely go bald. I use a trimmer with the smallest possible guide. precisely because I love my low hangers
HaneenDixon 16
Mm, too much information? But hey, at least now I know that ^^^ about you.. One step closer I guess..
karlcolt45 19
I'm an open book hahah get at me stalkers!
staroftexas9 3
Next time try Nair for men!
WaywardDaughter 26
Never put Nair (for either gender) on your delicate regions.
WrongRomance 11
Nair is VERY BAD. I tried it on my legs and it was a disaster. I couldn't imagine it being safe to use it on such a sensitive place.
AngelSpit 18
yeah I made that mistake once my crotch hurt like hell for almost a week ;(
JustOhSoLovely 6
Everyone is telling you how bad it is, guys they make Nair for pubic regions, it works very well also, I use it
WrongRomance 11
I suppose if you love the look and feel of a chemical burn, or you have skin of steel, it works very well. The point is, yeah we know Nair is SUPPOSED to be able to remove hair from your pubic regions, but that doesn't mean it works. Different people have different types of hair. If it's thicker than usual or coarse, it may not come off during the time frame you have. If you leave it on ANY longer than that consider yourself burned.
mansen 15
except if you have very sensitive skin. figured hmmm...if it is made for the nether regions, it can't be that bad if I stick it on my legs. Does the phrase, "oh holy jesus it melted my skin, when did my skin turn to wax!!! oh god the paaaiiiinnn!!", do it justice enough? And the snickering of my boyfriend everytime he saw my chemically induced scab leg warmers. Nair is evil.
dfiggs 17
Hospital definitely. If you need something in an emergency, super glue will do. It's what it was invented for.
HeartOfLead 24
Alright, Doc, what's the diagnosis?
notforbirds 9
Super glue was invented for closing ballsack wounds?
iamabamf 17
You could try duct tape also. Oh wait...
anerael 3
It was invented to be used in military hospitals to close wounds in war. Works like a charm.
snakerake 10
The shit they have now has so many more chemicals and additives in it, I'd only use it as a last resort
ColbyGB 13
Dude, maybe you should get that checked out
HeartOfLead 24
Is that a gooch, man?! Yep, that's definitely a gooch...
botanistjessica 24
I'm not sure you know the meaning of that word
TehEpicBlack 20
Good lord. Just reading this made me cringe.
smokeyKane69 4
Dude take your time trimming.... That's all I gotta say
WolfyRescue 12
I don't understand how the HELL the OP was able to even attempt using New Skin, especially there. That stuff hurts like hellfire.
Lacist 19
Suggest you use scissors man..
Saikon1357 25
If op managed to knick his nuts that badly with a razor, I think he'll end up neutering himself with a pair of scissors.
jelly713 19
Guys, he used a trimmer which is electric. Razor would have been less painful than an electric machine pulling your skin & cutting a chunk off.
poodle_juice 17
Instead of blue balls you now have red balls.. Interesting.
seansbro56 10
Have you stopped screaming yet??