Today, while I was shaving my nether regions, my trimmer slipped and ate a chunk out of my balls, right beside a vein. I've been bleeding on and off for an hour, and the New Skin I tried isn't able to dry quickly enough. FML
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Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, after carefully, and might I say, expertly removing all the hair from my girlfriend's genitals, she decided to try and "Nair" my balls. 24 hours later and I still can't walk properly and my balls look like they were involved in a severe kitchen incident. FML
Today, I got the courage to surprise my boyfriend by shaving my pubic region. To my agonizingly painful dismay, the razor sliced through an apparent zit on one of my lips. Now my vagina is bleeding for a whole different reason, and I'm possibly traumatized. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML
Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML
Today, I decided to shave my balls. When I was finished, I vacuumed up the mess on the carpet, and then the fragments of hair still on my balls. Very bad idea. FML
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SirWTF 10
Umm .. Shouldn't you get some medical help?
HelloSirs 14
Sounds like you are having a ball.
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Comments (150)
seansbro56 10
Random comment passing through
seansbro56 10
I know it is stupid... BUT IT WORKS ON IFUNNY
HeartOfLead 24
I say balls to her! Make her apologize for injuring your manhood. I would have gotten those ghasts from down there to teach her a lesson. I hope your attempts to recover weren't in vein.
AllieCat21 21
Who is the "her" you're referring to? You may want to read the FML.
tazedogkc 4
That's where superglue comes in
Thr33to16 8
Of course! I hear that's how they reattach clitori too.
sugarbear0727 19
That sucks.
iAmLauRawr 10
For some reason, i read the first part as "shaving my neighbours region" ... i was so confused on how you managed to pull off trimmer munching part of your balls o.O
Kalipczo 21
Man that sucks... Keep applying pressure and if all else fails you should probably see a doctor; you might need stitches.
greenie213 23
Are we talking scrotum or full on ********? Either way it would hurt, but the latter... Absolute hell.
waffle3z 6
I would prefer hell. Hell means I would be dead, which I would prefer.
Pandarawrxx 4
Ouch... Would hate to be a guy
perdix 29
Nair for Men, that is, if you still are biologically male after this ordeal.
0h_Boy 26
Have you read the bottle? It says NOT to put it there! Next time, get a better grip of the trimmer
perdix 29
#57, if you want smooth balls, you can take your chances with an off-label use of Nair, or scrape your bals with sharp metal blades. Take your pick.
TheHeavyOne 15
Feel for you bro, shit takes awhile to stop.