Today, while I was shaving my nether regions, my trimmer slipped and ate a chunk out of my balls, right beside a vein. I've been bleeding on and off for an hour, and the New Skin I tried isn't able to dry quickly enough. FML
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Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, after carefully, and might I say, expertly removing all the hair from my girlfriend's genitals, she decided to try and "Nair" my balls. 24 hours later and I still can't walk properly and my balls look like they were involved in a severe kitchen incident. FML
Today, I got the courage to surprise my boyfriend by shaving my pubic region. To my agonizingly painful dismay, the razor sliced through an apparent zit on one of my lips. Now my vagina is bleeding for a whole different reason, and I'm possibly traumatized. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML
Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML
Today, I decided to shave my balls. When I was finished, I vacuumed up the mess on the carpet, and then the fragments of hair still on my balls. Very bad idea. FML
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SirWTF 10
Umm .. Shouldn't you get some medical help?
HelloSirs 14
Sounds like you are having a ball.
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mikeymayhem_87 15
Hi-ho! Hi-Ho!! Off to the ER you go!!
Altar_fml 2
Pour a bottle of iodine on it to prevent any infections.
griffy14 9
What were you using? A straight razor?
token_blackguy 18
That's why you don't put sharp metal near sensitive areas.
qwertyLP 9
Dude... Jewels should not have razors that close... Think about you soldiers man!!!
FlashBurn 13
That sucks man, but hey, try some super glue! They used to use it on wounded soldiers, should be more than good enough for your dangly bits.
Satoaoi 13
got damn I would of flipped shit
jelly713 19
I feel so bad for your misfortune. I imagine the ball sack tissue being looser than vaginal tissue. Consider using a normal razor instead & trim by going with the grain of hair. Then shave by going against the growth to get the rest. It's a lot less likely to irritate or cut the skin. But before you even shave exfoliate skin by scrubbing the area then letting the shaving gel/cream sit for a couple minutes. You'll never have that happen again. For now. Don't shave until it's completely healed. Or shave around that area (I doubt that place will grow hair anytime soon).
jennuhm 4
Superglue....or a Dr.
Calingaladha 21
You failed the testes. You will now have to gonads and have yourself healed. Until then...have a nice slip, see you next ball.