Kids: Today, while I was putting up Christmas lights, my younger brother...

By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 18:11 - United States

Today, while I was putting up Christmas lights, my younger brother wouldn't stop pestering me. It seems he hadn't forgotten the time I gave myself an electric shock last year, and he wanted to see if I'd do it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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By ouch - 17/09/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML

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Shocking

By Anonymous - 02/08/2020 17:01

Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML

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By idiot bro - 06/07/2014 18:04 - United States - Brunswick

Today, after a power outage at my house, my 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By Connor - 25/12/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

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No touching!

By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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How shocking!

By Anonymous - 04/03/2018 01:30

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML

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Shocking reaction

By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 14:00

Today, I was replacing some outlets for work and I got surprise-electrified. I threw my wire strippers in the air while yelling, "Oh fuck me." The homeowner and his 2 kids were standing 3 feet away. He was not happy. FML

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seximexi911 10

Saturday 3 December 2011 23:17

Tell him this year it's his turn

FYLDeep 25

Saturday 3 December 2011 23:16

Should be pretty easy to do actually if you grab a broken light blub.

Comments

tje125 9

Sunday 4 December 2011 3:51

Not to be a dick but electrocution means you were killed by electricity, you mean you got shocked

dumboears 8

Sunday 4 December 2011 7:35

It's already been pointed out. Several times, too.

xxFroggyxx 6

Sunday 4 December 2011 4:17

So, you came back to life?

casey1021 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 4:49

Wow we get the point lol not to be rude but after the first comment why keep informing us. No ones perfect.

DC91 1

Sunday 4 December 2011 5:02

Lame shit

casey1021 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 5:19

Yuhh

Mackenzie99 6

Sunday 4 December 2011 5:22

That's too cute

NoDuhBitch 2

Sunday 4 December 2011 5:52

Be careful. You might get electrocuted.

afulks78 11

Sunday 4 December 2011 7:17

Little asshole.

_Young_Money_ 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 8:31

Youre beautiful!

OfficeNinja 5

Sunday 4 December 2011 11:58

Its a new family Christmas tradition!

dartzli 3

Sunday 4 December 2011 15:24

It's time to pass the torch down the family line. :] make it a family tradition. Lmao

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