Animals: Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one...

By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:23 - United States - Mulino

Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML

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By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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Bye bye Tiddles

By Anonymous - 05/07/2020 05:02

Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML

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By Fykkhttdsetkkhvln - 26/04/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

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By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2012 08:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML

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By mista hunna - 08/09/2016 05:31 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML

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RIP in peace

By down1dog - 26/07/2020 20:01

Today, while out of town, I got a hysterical phone call from my teenage nephew who was pet-sitting at my house. My geriatric dog, who seemed fine when we left, had died during the night. Now my family is mourning the dog and my nephew is traumatized. FML

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Who's a good boy?

By Anonymous - 08/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML

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Monday 30 September 2013 22:56

That's horrible :( I am sorry you had to witness that! This happened to me once when I was about 15. They were my grandparents pets.

BitsOBacon 12

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:03

No, the dog did.

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runda20 7

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:02

That sucks I'm sorry you had to see that. But there wasn't anything you could do about it.

lilyamir_ 6

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:11

it likes that pussy...

buckdharma 36

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:12

You really can't argue that his dogma didn't teach him better.

Blahblah9921 4

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:29

yikes :/ sorry to hear

zRatio 6

Tuesday 1 October 2013 0:30

And you didnt stop it?!?!?

mr_schizznazz 8

Tuesday 1 October 2013 1:00

Jesus fracking Christ

arleenxo 11

Tuesday 1 October 2013 1:23

He murdered that pussy good.

jimmywithsalt 19

Tuesday 1 October 2013 1:29

Wow F the L of everyone involved in that :/

pwnman 33

Tuesday 1 October 2013 1:31

Crappp! Sorry that happened, girl! Replace the animal.

Weiss729 6

Tuesday 1 October 2013 2:01

Cat got your tongue?

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