Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
Today, while out of town, I got a hysterical phone call from my teenage nephew who was pet-sitting at my house. My geriatric dog, who seemed fine when we left, had died during the night. Now my family is mourning the dog and my nephew is traumatized. FML
Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML
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Top comments
asnakelovinbabe 16
That's horrible :( I am sorry you had to witness that! This happened to me once when I was about 15. They were my grandparents pets.
BitsOBacon 12
No, the dog did.
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Comments (65)
martin8337 36
Can't we all just get along?
Bradley_Dillon 39
No.
TheCaramelKing 11
I honestly have nothing funny to say about this.
goldenturtlez 7
Fml is kinda about that... Rethink your position as a commenter...
westcoastkp 13
I don't think there's anything funny about killing kittens!
Catkam623 27
May I refer you to #1s comment?
giorgi0202 9
hope you never babysit children...
JaegerMayCry 13
Do you seriously expect children to eat each other?
Flowtastic 16
Doesn't say the dog ate the kitten. Just killed it? Which kids have killed other kids in the past. Heh Stupid statement none-the-less though from #15
Ramanella 26
That is terrible, holy crap! i would seriously panic!
worldclassrager 41
Poor cat...hope that not the first time so that the blame doesn't land on you...but still just explain what happened...
lilhellian 27
You hope it's not the first time their dog ate their cat...
worldclassrager 41
That's what I said...unless my autocorrect did Something...
DrownedMyFish 18
Why would you hope that? One dead cat is enough.
Sea_shelle 12
#65 so you're saying that you hope their dog has eaten their cats before. Goodness. That's a little sick, don't you think?
littlekellilee 45
I figure this is the first time that dog ate that cat, unless it was a zombie kitten. I figure if their dog is a cat-eater, they'd stop getting cats, right? Your comment is phrased kind of weird, or maybe it's just the idea of it.
SmilieAKD 20
This whole segment of comments made me laugh way harder than they probably should have. Btw, I really hope their dog does not make a habit of eating cats.
worldclassrager 41
My whole intention of this was an easier way to explain why the cat does don't get me wrong it's a cruel comment per se but how else could you get away with a dead cat unless it has happened previously....
GamerG0DDESS 29
*Throws 21 grammar dictionaries at face* I thought one grammar dictionary wasn't enough for 96. 0_o
TyT63 12
you've gotta be kitten me
esines 9
Oh man, that pun's even better the 1000th time!
RLG4 20
So sorry to hear that. Hopefully they realize it wasn't your fault as I'm sure you would've stopped it from happening if you could've.
etishuman22 32
It's a dog-eat-cat world out there, guys. This kind of stuff happens all the time. But it is really sad.
jw90 18
Damn that's a mess that dog created.
gracehi 33
I see the dogs are making good on the alliance we birds have formed against our common feline enemy. Now, what to do about the other eight lives?